in love with hockey dudes

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

#justiceformatt

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

Matt, our true feminist ally.

This took SUCH a turn wtf

Is that Jonathan Van Ness visiting from 2039