[laughing crazily]

actually based off louise belcher from bob’s burgers just watch this video and e/t about aria will make sense

tl;dr every parent’s worst nightmare (except for her own) (actually her dad’s fave tho)

youngest of the bentley kids (and if you ask her also the best) 

despite being the youngest she tends to dominate her older siblings. she did this by “wearing down their self esteem over a period of years” lmaooo

“you could sell your soul. i did, and look at me!”  

this photo is basically aria summed up

just a smidgen shy of pure evil :-) 

she would actually love being classified as chaotic evil

intelligent and aggressive for her age, aria’s more than willing to exploit ppl if there’s anything to be gained. she likes to excuse her own behavior as being ~unapologetically selfish~

has an offbeat and dark sense of humour

a bit of a klepto. she likes “borrowing” little tokens of souvenirs from e/o she talks to. for this very reason she has a kickass ebay acct and has been able to afford her siblings a bday present every year

picks locks as a hobby

a lot of fun (if sometimes the stupid or dangerous kind) (also depending on who you are) #NoCopsAllowed

honestly if you were wondering what gabby was like when she was younger aria’s not far from it lmao. hilariously aria and gabby do not get along and aria wonders why gabby doesn’t hang out with people her own age and instead hangs out with her siblings lol

has a crush on a boy-band member and the only 2 ppl who know of this is lissa and bobby

boundaries ? what boundaries ? ? ? if aria wants s/t from you she won’t leave you alone until she gets it

loves conflict and drama. THRIVES on it rly and will go to great lengths to create these types of situations just for her own personal amusement

defs one of those ~watch the world burn~ types lmao

does not express things like sadness. rather her distress is shown by eerie false positivity hiding her anger and most importantly……..her plans for revenge (dun dun dun)

can be kind of petty in that she can hold a grudge for like 20 years... minimum

even when she’s blamed for s/t she’s usually able to charm herself out of the situation

displays antisocial and destructive behavior. she’ll manipulate others just to manipulate them. her parents don’t discipline her tho. they actually find her super endearing lol

a more expressive wednesday addams?????

most of her motivation for her misbehaviour is for profit or simply b/c she finds it funny

will conspire with her siblings (usually sean) to carry out schemes

honestly her fave films are insidious, donnie darko, and anything directed by tim burton. if that doesn’t tell you much about her personality idk what else will lmao

only shows affection @TheBentleys. her ~feels~ are mostly dormant and have to be forced by acts of terrible uncomfortableness or in near-death situations

super loyal towards her family

will use her intelligence to her advantage particularly for vindictive purposes such as defending lissa if anyone dares messing w/ her that doesn’t have the lastname bentley

there aren’t that many ppl she considers That Important to her. except bobby larsson. he’s someone super special to her and aria finds it laughable that ppl are always telling her to stay away from him. ummm??? have they met aria???? lol

hates canada

frequently slaps ppl either out of malice or a sign of affection lol #ThereIsNoMiddleGround

honestly she’s the helga of oto and tony is arnold lmao. not saying she has a shrine of his football head in her closet (or does she??) but he’s basically the reason faces were invented