Oceandoodlez

dating cater is like having a secondary relationship with his Magicam account. he's ALWAYS posting you, and adds the strangest tags—#withmyhoneybunches!—for example

keeps a hand around your waist at all times

if you need or want anything, he uses Split Card to make his clone go retrieve whatever you desire

acts like your personal photographer. yk in his SR lab coat where he locks in to photograph the mandrake? expect that

always kissing your cheeks

if he sees you laying on your stomach, he always—without fail—lays his head on your butt. says it’s his favorite pillow

you guys practice makeup on each other, but he makes it clear that there is only one way to apply lipstick to each other: through a kiss

loves it when you play with his hair

same with lilia, he shows off while playing for the music club. has also written multiple songs for and about you

he’s super touchy and clingy. you guys would normally hang out in the Heartslabyul common room, but had to switch to his room because riddle caught you guys making out, you in his lap, his hands wandering a bit too much… you’re lucky neither of you were collared

he’s deathly afraid that one day you’ll get bored of him and move on, leaving him behind. you have to constantly reassure him that you’re here for the long run

his sisters adore you. they consider replacing cater with you

he calls you his diamond. is it cuz you’re special to him? or because he wants to literally make you a Diamond? who knows (it’s both)

Ace Trappola ❤️

ace is kind of a loose cannon. it’s canon he’s a playboy, so when you two first get together, he mentions to deuce that “they’re just a fling, i’m kinda bored.”

well, you must’ve said “i can fix him,” cuz after a month he’s absolutely whipped

he thought you’d be the one all over him, when in reality, it’s vise versa

he’s always hanging off of you

if anyone tries to talk to you and he doesn’t like it, he will bark at them. actually bark. says he learned it from jack

he’ll come knocking on your door at midnight, whining that he wants to be cuddled. he’s the little spoon

you guys have movie marathons once a week. he purposely chooses horror movies so that he can cling to you when he’s scared

gets you to skip class with him. most of the time it’s Crewels class

whenever he does something good, he runs to you. it’s mandatory you praise him—half the time though, you tease him

when some girl messaged him on Magicam and you saw it, he sobbed at your feet. he didn’t even see what the girl said, as he was worried you’d think he went back to his old ways. she was literally just saying you two look cute together 😭

if you’re at his practice or game, he’ll shoot the ball, then point to you. he actually airballs, which causes floyd to smack him over the head

ace is a menace, but he means well. his relationship with you is one of a lot of growth, so you do have to be patient with him. it only makes him love you more

Deuce Spade ♠️

deuce is crazy for you—and in the best way possible. you make him so genuinely happy, he forgets all about being an honor student. he claims that he already has the honor of being your boyfriend, so what more could he need?

he feels a lot of comfort with you. he’s worried that you’ll judge him for being a past delinquent or because he’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, so when you assure him you’d never, he almost cries in your arms

he writes to his mom about you. she absolutely adores you before you guys even meet

one time, some random jock catcalled you—deuce proceeded to punch the daylights outta the guy

whenever you come to his track meets, he performs 100x better. claims it’s because you’re a sign of luck

he insists on being a gentleman for you. opening doors, pulling out your chair for you, getting on one knee to kiss your hand, the whole shebang

he gets so red every time you hold his hand or call him handsome, or anything of that nature

he tries to act dominantly sometimes, so he’ll pick you up and put you over his shoulder, or kiss you until you’re both breathless

he loves being praised, especially when he gets good grades

he’s so in love with you

Jack Howl 🐺

our beloved wolf. dude i’m so in love with this man it’s actually crazy

he’s loyal as all hell to you

whenever you guys are together, his tail wags at a leisurely pace. touch him in any capacity, and it starts wagging like a puppy’s

super protective over you

loves when you scratch behind his ears, and he lets you brush out his tail

sometimes you’ll press your face into his tail if he’s just sitting or laying down. he pretends he doesn’t care that much, but if it weren’t for you being on his tail, it’d be wagging like crazy

if you say “whos my good boy?” in that one tone you’d use to a dog, he gets so excited and says “me! me! me!” but he will deny it ever happening if someone finds out or overhears

he’s the most built guy at NRC. and you make a point of that. biting his biceps and making jokes about him putting you in a chokehold or licking his abs (they’re not jokes btw)… his face gets so red

he’s such a gentleman for you. goes the whole ten yards to make sure he’s being the best boyfriend he can be

he loves seeing you come to his track meets

he’s the epitome of that one tweet saying “my girl can wear whatever she wants cuz i can break your jaw” DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT?

you are undoubtedly his mate for life

he brings you to his family home. his siblings and parents love you

he teaches you how to ski and snowboard

expect him to need you to be in his arms (🤤) for him to sleep

Epel Felmier 🍎

Epel is an interesting character, to say the least. and your relationship with him is no different.

he likes putting on this strong front, but cup his face and plant a soft kiss on his forehead, and that facade is gone

he likes when you play with his hair

he tries keeping you away from vil and rook, simply so that you don’t have to deal with their insistent nagging

on the flip side, sometimes he’ll purposely do stuff to piss off vil—the most recent incident was making out in the Pomefiore lounge

you have to constantly assure epel that his appearance doesn’t bother you. he’s insecure about his feminine features, so you have to swear up and down that those features are not a factor in your love for him

he takes you home to meet his family, and his parents and grandma absolutely adore you

you help them with the business for a few hours each day you’re there

epel has no problem showing his true self around you—expect hard southern accent

he gets excited when you come to his practices and games

he really adores and loves you, even if he tries to act nonchalant

(i’m sorry idk epel that well…. half the time he’s being called twink epel by my bff and i)

Silver Vanrouge 😴

naps all the time. he’ll fall asleep on you anywhere at anytime

he says he sleeps better when you’re around

when he’s not sleeping, he’s a major gentleman

he definitely asks Lilia and Malleus for advice on what to do

he takes you on his horse, going through the woods to a nice picnic spot

he may not be the best at showing it, but he truly loves you more than anything

he insists on protecting you, making jokes that he’s your knight in silver armor

tries to learn new meals he can make to serve you, a lot of them he gets from Jade

if you’re tired, he puts his fatigue aside and will carry you around

he has a niche love for taking warm baths together. essential oils, scented candles, dim lighting, the whole 10 yards. he washes your hair and back for you too

once smacked sebek over the head for yelling “WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU MERE HUMAN!?” after you came to Diasomnia looking for silver

Sebek Zigvolt ⚡️

loud and boisterous is the best way to describe this guy. and it only gets worse when you two get together

the rest of diasomnia has a love hate relationship with you two being together—they love he shuts the hell up about Malleus, but hate that he only yells more

for awhile, he calls you “my human.” what the fuck sebek. lilia and malleus both tell him to not say that, because it’s just kinda strange…

in return though, you call him a cucumber. that’s what actually gets him to stop

when he sees you—can be when you walk into a classroom or when you’re all the way across the courtyard, doesn’t matter—he screams “MY LOVE! COME TO ME PLEASE!” then wraps you in a big hug

he may be loud as hell, but when it’s just the two of you, he’s actually quiet. he enjoys the intimacy and peace that comes with just holding you in his arms

he tries his best to be a gentleman. if you fall asleep on him, whether you’re in the lounge or one of your guys rooms, he lays you down and gently puts a blanket over you, then vigilantly watches over your slumber

anytime the equestrian club meets, he makes sure you’re watching. riddle prefers when you’re there, because sebeks performance is always better when you’re in the stands

you tell him to stop using hair gel or whatever it is that makes his hair stick up the way it does. you swear up and down that you bust when his hair’s down

he kisses your neck a ton. there have been moments he accidentally leaves a hickey or two

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Trey Clover ☘️

trey is probably your biggest supporter

makes sure you keep up on your hygiene and health—brushing your teeth, getting enough sleep, eating enough. especially eating

if you text him saying you’re a bit hungry, give him twenty minutes. he’ll be at your door with 7 pastries and flowers

insists on baking with you, he finds it domestic and it makes his heart swell

he’s a bigger guy in the muscle sense, so he takes any chance he can get to pick you up bridal style

any pastry he makes, he ensures you’re the first person to try it. will try to throw hands if anyone else touches it before you’ve given your verdict

once caught ace trying to get a slice of tart trey made for you. ten minutes later, ace was collared at treys insistent requests

he seems like the biggest gentleman—which he is—but don’t get it wrong. behind closed doors, he’s the biggest freak. i’ll leave it at that.

for every holiday, he brings you home to his family’s bakery. his parents absolutely ADORE you—they even named a new item after you

you call him your lucky clover. he laughs it off, but it makes his day every time you call him that

trey is in it for the long run. he wants to marry you once you’ve both graduated. he says that “youre the only person i could ever find myself worthy of.”

Ruggie Bucchi 😹

if there was a contest or world record for who is the most dedicated to their lover, ruggie would win every. single. time.

absolute puppy love for you

due to his own insecurity, especially because of his financial situation, he thought that he would drift through life by himself. so being able to call you his lover is like winning the lottery

he actively ignores leona’s beck and call, choosing to spend more time with you. at some point, he tells leona that he wants money for doing chores for him. the money is to spoil you, obviously!

he likes sitting in the courtyard with you. he’ll work on a flower crown made of dandelions while you scratch behind his ears. when he’s finished, he gives you the crown and kisses your hand like you’re royalty

he makes a fool of himself so you laugh—it’s his favorite sound in the world. if you’re in a bad mood, he uses Laugh With Me to make you laugh

asks jack for workout routines so he can build muscle and be able to carry you with ease. he tries his best

is nervous about showing you his hometown, but when he rips off the bandage over a holiday break, he finds out that you love his home and the kids and his Granny. his Granny loves you too.

you guys lay in his childhood bed while he talks about random stories from his childhood

ruggie practically worships you and the ground you walk on. he says you’re his lucky lottery win

Floyd Leech 🦐

floyd is an absolute disaster to date, and i say that in the most loving way possible

never ending current of “shrimpy!” somehow, it gets worse

no shame in PDA. he loves you, so why not show it? will kiss you, bite you, slap your ass, squeeze you.. but he’ll tone down the squeezing for you. floyd will only squeeze you half to death

along with the PDA stuff, he will make out with you anywhere, anytime. doesn’t matter who’s watching either—whether it be his brother, Riddle, or even Crewel, he does not care

has azul make potions so you can breathe underwater and visit his home together. his favorite thing to do is wrap you in his tail while he swims to make sure you “keep up”

after “working” in the Mostro Lounge, he’ll cling to you and whine like a baby. it’s mandatory you coo at him like one too (dramatic ahh baby..)

he’s spontaneous and does everything on a whim, so expect him to bang on your door in the middle of the night. his requests range too—does he want to just come in and snuggle, or does he want to prank crowley? no one really knows

on the flip side, if you’re with each other and pay more attention to your phone or get into a conversation and neglect him (he’s poked you 20 times so you grabbed his hand to make him stop) he’ll sulk. you then have to assure him you still love him

floyd is a mess, but he’s your mess. and he wants it to be that way for a very long time

Jade Leech 🍄

between the two tweels, jade is the more calm one, so it won’t be as much of a rollercoaster as Floyd

jade is quieter about his adoration for you. you know his groovy card of his lab coat? where he’s staring at the mushrooms? he looks at you like that on the daily

he enjoys taking you on hikes with him through the surrounding mountains, then will make you a dish with whatever edible mushrooms you two found

it’s canon that jade is a sadist, so don’t be surprised if he bites you enough to bruise or draw blood

he’s not as willing to take you to his home as Floyd is. he feels it’s better if you don’t have to deal with the intricacies of mer-life

if you go to the lounge while he’s working, he’ll secretly disperse your bill onto other patrons—can’t have you spending a dime

although he doesn’t always show it, you’re one of the most important people in his life. he’s much more silent about it than his twin, but he’d do just about anything for you

Jamil Viper 🐍

jamil never thought he’d actually start dating anyone. once you two get together, he tries to keep it as good of a secret as he can. not out of shame—never out of shame—but out of fear. he’s never actually had anything he could call his own, and he’d be damned if he lost you to the hands of anyone

he sneaks the both of you out on kalims magic carpet. he takes you around the Scarabian desert, you sitting in his lap

he lets you braid his hair. in fact, he encourages it

he loves cooking authentic Scalding Sand dishes

when word about you two gets out, he’s terrified and half tempted to cut things off. that is until kalim talks to him, assuring Jamil that there’s no problem in having a lover

the secrets out, and now jamil has no problem in practically showing you off. even takes you home with him so you can meet his family….then takes you right back to campus

you have to heavily reassure him that you’d never see him differently just because of his status as a servant to the Asim family

jamil tries really hard for you. he knows he doesn’t need to, because he knows you won’t leave, but he’s terrified of losing you anyway

jamil never had anything he could call his own, so once you two start dating and you’re his and only his, he vows to never let that go

Rook Hunt 🏹

rook is a strange lad, to say the least. but his dedication to Vil PALES in comparison to his dedication to you

he loves taking photos of you. whether you know he’s taking them or not, whether he’s telling you to pose or snapping a quick pic through a bush, it’s all the same to him

he starts calling you roi/reine de mon amour (king/queen of my love in french!)

he loooves pointing out everything about you that he thinks is beautiful and perfect (it’s everything about you btw). he’ll say “don’t tell vil, but you’re the fairest of them all.”

he’s lowkey obsessive, but in a loving way i guess..?

he likes showing his true self around you—no makeup, no perfect hairdo or outfit. freckles, messy hair and baggy clothes is the norm when he’s with you in private

expect arrows with love notes attached to them to land right next to you. you have no idea where he is or anything, but somehow he’s close enough to send an arrow to you

flaunts you around to not just pomefiore, but quite literally anyone he comes into contact with

he keeps photos of you in his pockets and wallet

rook is strange, sure, but he means well. you are the ruler of his love after all

Lilia Vanrouge 🦇

lilia will never let anyone in the dorm live down the fact that he’s still got game after hundreds of years of living

he once said to silver “even as an old man, my rizz never falters.” lilia walked away on cloud nine, silver actually almost started crying

lilia tries to be a gentleman, but that’s only after scaring the living shit out of you. he pops up from behind while upside down, and acts like it’s the most normal thing ever (for him it is)

he kisses you while he’s upside down like in the first spiderman movie

he offers to cook for you, which you immediately decline. you do the cooking…

he like having you help him do his hair, whether that’s cutting or dying it

he has you come to the music clubs practices and shows, and makes a point to show off

has definitely written a song or three about you

he gets you to go along with whatever adventure he’s thought of going on. he lives for being spontaneous, and wants you to join him in his antics

jokes about slipping a potion into your drink or food that’ll turn you into a fae. sometimes you wonder if it’s really a joke…

super clingy. he’s lost a lot of people dear to him, so he tries to spend as much time with you as possible

if he isn’t able to see you, he sends one of his bats to give you a love letter and snack

lilia never thought he’d fall for a human like yourself, but once he does, he’s completely devoted to you

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