kitty

the glass weapons in skyrim are so pretty to me and i want nothing more than a glass war axe in real life but i do love how the same weapons in oblivion look like theyve been infused with mountain dew

being weird together is a love language

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn’t say to just anyone because i wouldn’t want them to think i’m not “normal” with someone i love without any hesitation because i’m not worried they’ll judge me for it: oh… intimacy

you’re going to get yourself where you want to be.

this pride month instead of giving money to corporations for tweeting a rainbow once put your money where your ally mouth is and kill woody allen

how the hell did thanos snap with a metal glove on

he just did the motion and made the noise by clapping his ass at the same time

Why did I ever learn to read

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

how I stay sane