Legilimens

ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵐᵃˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ ʰᵒᴼᵒᴼˡᵉHOW DID WE GET HeEre?? I USED TO KNOooOw YOU SOoo WEEeeeEeeLLL when the thorn bush turns white, that’s when I’ll come home...WHEN MY TIME! COMES! Forget the wrongs that I’VE! DONE! Help me leave BEHIND! SOME! ReeEEeeAaasooons to be MiIiIisssed—ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᴬᵃᴬˡˡ...ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ᴼᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵁᵘˢˢ....THE SPOTLIGHT IS ON!! Let’s goOoOo in!to! twi!light! OH I’LL TREM!BLE! FOR! YOUR! LOVE! Al!WAYS! NOW WHEN I CAUGHT. MY.SELF. I HAD TO STOP. MY.SELF—ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ˢᵒᵒᵗʰᵉ...ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃᶦⁿ....ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵉᵃˢᵉ...ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵗʳᵃᶦⁿ...saaaave your soOul......saAAaave your SoOoul....I was a quick. wet. boy. divin’ too deep. for. coins. *sweeping piano noises*

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends.”

stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’

Empire of Storms, Sarah J. Maas 

Me, weeping: what- what is he sAYing

Never was there a tale of more sad than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad

“Excellent,” said Aunt Marge, “I won’t have this namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not hitting people who deserve it. A good thrashing is what’s needed in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred. Have you been beaten often?” 

“But, l mean, it was only a dream, right?”

And then finds love with a beast cursed to hide his humanity so to protect his heart and home.