Babette Ate Oatmeal

Keep finding out shit I do has names.

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

do you have a migraine?? no I just like laying still with my blackout curtains drawn in the middle of the day for the aesthetic

Hey i have this cool new idea and its called “people with chronic illness shouldnt have to weed out all sugars glutens alcohol and non organic oxygen and lose 50 lbs and excercise 25 hours a day before theyre deemed deserving of help or have their pain taken seriously or are allowed to even just live their fucking lives and talk about their illness without snide comments from ableds who don’t exercise and would never give up their daily 15000 calorie frappe with enough caffine in it to kill a horse’

Let me be clear, this a call out for all abled people and that includes ableist af physicians who would rather make you jump through hoops for months than listen to what you have to say about your own goddamned pain

I like to play this game called "which disorder does this symptom belong to?"

Surprise! The answer is “several and they’re all interconnected”

this is exactly correct

instead of BINGO we yell COMORBIDITY

cant stop thinking about how there’s a portion of the population that have never had a migraine, don’t have consistent problems sleeping, don’t find great trouble in getting out of bed, and understand social cues.

bro if i could stand and not lose vision for a whole minute maybe i would also be a young 20 something entrepreneur 

If I could make myself do things you bitches would have no chance

everytime I have to repeat my symptoms to a different doctor I feel like it’s a courtroom style cross analysis waiting for me to trip up

I complete 1 thing every few months then I have to go to bed.