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I love people who post their thoughts every couple of minutes right as they’re happening. Like yes omg you’re leaving to take a shower two hours ago presses heart button

they should actually do a live papa’s quiz stream with us sometime. it’s like jackbox you can join it from your phone. game of all fucking time we deserve this

son and son-in-law of the decade award. there are tears in my fucking eyes

god. it was very funny to hit Dan with a green shell, think “oh shit I really just hit him” then hear “YOU FUCKING BITCH” a few seconds later on the stream 😭😭😭 going to be thinking about it all week lol

they’re talking about the sims like they’re about to shoot all of the howlters dead

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

so this is literally what happened

do you think they didn’t remember to charge the switch

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

psych style adaptation of king arthur where everyone thinks merlin has magic because he keeps solving camelot’s problems but he actually has no magical ability at all and it’s just that everyone else is incompetent. he keeps up the magic thing though by making up weird prophecies and cryptic comments because he kind of needs a job

sir kay is the lassiter figure like so pissed off all the time that merlin is obviously lying and won’t stop interfering with his job, but arthur just kind of keeps merlin around because like yeah the magic thing is ridiculous…but somehow he still is solving everything and doing better than the actual people i hired (kay). so fine by me!

people keep saying this is just connecticut yankee NO. connecticut yankee kills the whimsy and the magic and says look isn’t it funny now? isn’t it funny to strip away the whimsy? no. we are keeping the whimsy. in this plot line magic is still very much real and a very useful skill to have in a royal advisor, one that’s highly sought after. it’s just that merlin doesn’t have it

real magician shows up to court and merlin is like im so fucked. desperately trying to take notes on what real magicians do the whole time. toward the end of the episode merlin realizes this guy is faking too and reveals him as a fraud to the whole court, of course in a way that confirms everyone’s belief that merlin does in fact have magical abilities. arthur is very pleased, patting merlin on the back. “wow I can’t believe he almost got away with that. it’s crazy how easy magic is to fake.” merlin smiles, sweating buckets. sir kay is staring daggers

*Entering kindergarten classroom* Tell me five hobbies everyone has that AREN’T consuming media. Exactly, no idea how to engage with the real world *sees blues clues playing* you know that’s all pre-recorded slop right? Steve can’t hear you. and dogs aren’t even blue. This is the death of media literacy…

i adore being confronted with the staggering breadth of what individual people can get obsessed with. there's nothing better than having That One Mutual with an advanced degree in ancient greek tragedy who writes minecraft youtube fanfiction to remind you that anyone can love anything

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

"kiwi doesn't taste like anything" ???? just saying whatever

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I want all new Phannies to watch the My Horse Prince videos. They’re not like. Important seminal lore videos. But no one talks about them anymore and I refuse to let them die