Underappreciated Men Throwdown

Amos Burton

He fucks. And only fucks. He is aromantic. He is a spaceship mechanic from earth. He is kinda a himbo. His fucking arms are massive. Could snap me like a twig and i would be happy about it. He likes violence and will violently protect his friends. Autism.

Juan Carlos Bodoque

Maybe he won't be considered that obscure anymore since someone made a popular video of 31 minutos in english but it's worth a try. He's a red rabbit who's addicted to gambling. He's an activist (sometimes). And he's a sarcastic fuck.

Havelock Vetinari

It takes a certain kind of person to rule over a city ankh morpork. A character as full of twists, turns, surprises, and logic that does a full circle before it comes around - like the city itself. A personal favourite, an absolute unit

Malistaire Drake

This is for my gf who said “hes kinda cute :)” to me . we are lesbians <3

malistaire is a powerful necromancer and a crazed widower (and implied to be a seasoned war veteran/refugee because his homeworld dragonspyre got destroyed by a titan) and his entire story arc revolves around his dead wife. he used to be a professor at the magical school in wizard101 that the player enrolls in but unfortunately his wife, another dragonspyrian refugee, dies from a mysterious illness that no one could cure. he then eventually goes batshit from sheer grief, fakes his own death in a horrific explosion, and then goes on a mad quest to try and wake up the same titan that obliterated his family and home, with the false belief that it can revive his wife. the poor guy has been through a LOT and this is only just the first part of the game.

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi

He is a dad to a child and like half of his coworkers He is everyone's favourite dilf in the fantom He is a goofy guy who always tries his best Very bisexual He has self esteem issues (poor little guy) He got the entire city to chant for him to come back He doesn't support capitalism or capital punishment He believes that he should save people first Has a rivals to lover arc with a blond twink (or is it twunk?) Almost dies every 10 episodes if not closer

idk if he's a dilf, i just think he's neat. (he is a dad i just don't know if he's fuckable)

Chief Phupha

Doug Eiffel

No propaganda was submitted for this character.

Uncle Jim

he got bankrupted by his ex boyfriend's parents (ex died and the bank account was in the name of the ex) and had to build his life up from scratch. hes raising his 17 year old nephew for atleast 7 years because his sister did want to be a parent. he has bills to pay but can barely make ends meet. hes the sweetest man on the planet. he famously said 'why do you have to be gay? is it not enough to be poor?' while pursuing a guy he has a one night stand with (its famous because HES gay, hes had to fight his mildly homophobic sister about it and is estranged from her - while raising her child at her request) he nearly got punched by a pretty boy loser of a banker guy (ex bf of one night stand guy). one person is introduced as someone with a long time crush on jim and he turns him down by calling him a Good Kid. the actor for this character is 29 so its a fandom belief that hes probably at most 32 and Dramatique TM. he has so much game. the end scene of the show is him pulling one night stand by his id card, whispering dirty things in his ears and then BITING the lobe. mostest tierdest gay of the neighbourhood, we love uncle jim (additional info with no joke whatsoever because that would be soooo rude and inappropriate - jim in thai slang means pussy, which is the name of this gay elder who everyone in 1km radius wants to fuck. do what you will with this addition)

John O'Brien

he is PRIME CUTS OF DILF

The King of All Cosmos

Manny and Diego

might be married? dilf couple?

Randall "Thirdy" Robinson

Juan Carlos Bodoque

Maybe he won't be considered that obscure anymore since someone made a popular video of 31 minutos in english but it's worth a try. He's a red rabbit who's addicted to gambling. He's an activist (sometimes). And he's a sarcastic fuck.

He won the latino sexy man post by committing fraud TWICE, OF COURSE HE DESERVES TO WIN THIS WHOLE THING (from an anon!)

Chan

fandom calls him daddy chan for a reason

Amos Burton

He fucks. And only fucks. He is aromantic. He is a spaceship mechanic from earth. He is kinda a himbo. His fucking arms are massive. Could snap me like a twig and i would be happy about it. He likes violence and will violently protect his friends. Autism.

Osvald V. Vanstein

Nozue

He's 39 and the office heartthrob. He's got this hot 29 year old guy absolutely horny on main over him and like all the ladies in the office are in his "harem" (he takes them to lunch to get ideas for cafes to go to with the horny guy). Wears his suits and eats cute desserts at cafes. Oozing bisexual swag.

Malistaire Drake

This is for my gf who said “hes kinda cute :)” to me . we are lesbians <3

malistaire is a powerful necromancer and a crazed widower (and implied to be a seasoned war veteran/refugee because his homeworld dragonspyre got destroyed by a titan) and his entire story arc revolves around his dead wife. he used to be a professor at the magical school in wizard101 that the player enrolls in but unfortunately his wife, another dragonspyrian refugee, dies from a mysterious illness that no one could cure. he then eventually goes batshit from sheer grief, fakes his own death in a horrific explosion, and then goes on a mad quest to try and wake up the same titan that obliterated his family and home, with the false belief that it can revive his wife. the poor guy has been through a LOT and this is only just the first part of the game.