Other Btd fans, especially the one who like the non-Gato routes and games too. Please send me writing requests :v all are appreciated. You can Be freaky, I just want prompts. I've also played TPOF and all of The currently findable unfinished EP games so those characters are allowed too.
I can't think of any hard boundaries right now, if someone sends an ask I'm uncomfortable with writing i'll mention it then!
I'll try tag everything I write with the 'Writings' tag so it's easier to find!
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The new BG fits so well with the model eee‼️I was also a nervous wreck testing out the model but it was so fun, I was like gramps testing new tech. I’ll be showing the model more once I get the hang on the tracking!
Also a quick update on Chapter 2, I’m still working on the CGs and some I actually complete drawing but just can’t show due to spoiler reason! The progress is sure slow but it’s getting there‼️
⚠ Headcanons. Male reader. categories for each type; General, Relationship, Erotic. Follows the Lawrence route "he keeps you" from BTD2.
General
Lawrence's smell can become intolerable at certain points in time. Specifically, and very rarely, he might come smelling strongly of formaldehyde. If it's not formaldehyde, it's body odor or plants. The last two are much more tolerable than the first.
Lawrence is strong. He works physical labor, so, of course he has some muscle. He's not ripped per se, but he's very big and thick.
Lawrence is only physically gentle when he's consciously making the effort to be gentle. Otherwise, he's rougher than the average person.
In contrast to this, Lawrence's voice is always gentle, unless there's a reason for it not to be.
Lawrence is entirely unpredictable. Maybe after a long, long time of knowing him, and him getting much more comfortable you might be able to predict his responses to things.
Despite being unpredictable, he might try to avoid violence, if he's in the right head space to control his actions. He can be aware that violence does not always lead to favorable outcomes for him, but it's practically a bodily instinct for him to react physically.
Lawrence has acne from... almost every contributing factor for acne. Bad sleep, poor diet, not enough water, stress, poor hygiene, etc. He has scars from picking at it too. He also has a few small scars from shaving around his chin and jaw.
Lawrence only shaves his face. The rest of his body is almost covered in soft blonde hair.
I think along with the techno music he listens to, Lawrence may listen to DSBM, but he really has to be in the mood for it.
He sweats a lot more than the average person.
Relationship
It takes a while for Lawrence to let you touch him. After he learns that he likes it, he'll be seeking physical affection constantly. If you go too far without his permission though he'll probably hit you.
He doesn't really reciprocate kisses on the lips. Not because he doesn't like them, but he likes you kissing him and him not having to reciprocate. He also likes kisses around his lips.
Seriously, he has to be in the mood for physical affection. If you try to touch him and he isn't, he might get upset or freak out.
He might love taking care of things, but that doesn't mean he's good at it. And this type of treatment isn't limited to his plants. For example, he's so used to buying food for just himself that sometimes he'll forget to buy food for you. You've had hot tea for dinner/lunch plenty of times.
Speaking of taking care of you... When you live with him you're only wearing his clothes (excluding the outfit he kidnapped you in), eating only his food, using only his products, etc. You own practically nothing.
Lawrence does keep your interests in mind though, depending on what they are. Especially with such a low paying job. It was hard enough to pay for himself anyways. But occasionally, he'll come home with a pastry you mentioned you like, or seeds for your favorite flower (even though you wouldn't be able to take care of it), or anything miscellaneous like that.
Despite having to be in the mood for physical touch, Lawrence will sleep in bed with you every night. He won't sleep without you, actually.
Lawrence is capable of being sweet and gentle. On particularly good days, he'll pamper you— washing you properly, brushing your hair, feeding you foods you like (with enthusiasm, because usually he treats feeding you like a chore), talking more, just generally giving you a more pleasant experience.
But on bad days, he is prone to violence. Tick him off or even just ask too much of him and he'll hit you.
Erotic
Lawrence is huge and pretty thick. Probably around 17.78-20.32 cm (7-8 inches) long? And... Thick.
In terms of receiving head, Lawrence gets anxious you might bite him when he's on the receiving end and doesn't like when you gag because of how loud it can get. He has to be feeling confident if he wants to receive head. But on the nights that he's feeling down to it, He's a big fan of making you take all of him and then pinching your nose shut.
In terms of giving head, Lawrence will only feel comfortable enough to do it if you're asleep or bordering on unconsciousness. If you wake up in the middle of him doing it, whether he stops or not is kind of a gamble. Lawrence won't gag on you. The guy is an absolute throat goat for no fucking reason. He will syd till you pass out though so watch out for that I guess
Lawrence doesn't have a favorite position. Again, he's unpredictable— sometimes he'll want to look at you, sometimes he won't. But regardless of position he fucks like an animal; rough and hard and fast and typically multiple rounds. Because of this, he usually leaves you satisfied and sore.
Lawrence doesn't have a super high sex drive, so you get a few days of recovery.
Lawrence is not huge on toys. In fact, he only owns one. And it's a vibrator. He only uses it when he wants to tie you up, tape it to your dick and leave you there. He'll sometimes do that when you pester him for sex and he's not in the mood.
Sometimes Lawrence will want to be super touchy and feel-y during sex, sometimes he won't. It all depends.
When he is feeling touchy though, he gets fucking touchy. Running his hands up and down your sides, up your chest, lightly raking his nails down your belly, one hand tracing up to wrap around your neck and the other trailing down to cup your dick.
He does get embarrassed after sex, so if you try to bring it up when he's still feeling sensitive he might get mad at you.
He'll eat your ass if he's in the mood. He won't stop for a long time.
Despite not being really into toys/not owning more than one, he WILL try to put objects IN you. watch out for that.
If you really piss him off, he will incorporate nettle plants into sex. He does have his own little home remedy ointments for nettle burns though so don't be too concerned.
Sometimes he'll purposefully keep you up for days at a time so you get exhausted and fall deep into sleep. And then he touches you. Eep!
He'll knock you out using tea, too. Or he'll just fucking knock you out.
Speaking of drugged tea... he has experimented with aphrodisiacs a few times. Mostly on you, sometimes on himself. Usually, it's him drugging the hell out of you and then making you sit there and just... take it, while he deals with stuff around the apartment or even goes to work.
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quite curious about your personal headcanons for eps archangels ocs, if you have any... would love to see and read them! ^^
Hii I had to do some extra reading for this one. I'll add the art of Eps Archangles for anyone unfamiliar:
Okay actual writing now XD,
Theres like nothing on Cassiel sorry, I've found one art of her having sex with Samael for some reason, and she knows Cain's son somehow. Then Gabriel has even less.
Uriel: huge Daddy kink and not ashamed of it, generally prideful. He has two instances of liking smaller women (a little angel that works for him and the Twins' mother) so I headcanon that as his type in general aswell.
Despite his daddy kink, he does hate being a father. So I like to think he's also not generally a fan of any responsibility that actually ties him down. There's also a little Greek pantheon au where he takes the role of zeus.
Raphael Sivori: uhhh sorry, there's also like nothing on this man. He has a southern accent and many suits. He's also not in the above image for some reason. Which confuses me.
Samael Volkov: the only one we have a semblance of a dating route for (i love you Zeitgeist) . Because of this I think he's the most romantic out of the archangels. His sweet tooth is confirmed, so I think he'd actually enjoy baking if he had any free time. But he doesn't really, so he'll settle for someone baking for him which he'd appreciate.
He would have some attachment issues though, and by that I mean specifically finds it hard to get attached to people. Once he does get attached any mortal friends of his happen to wind up with a few extra guardian angels.
Luke: Cain and Damien's dad. Definitely the second most romantic (he does have a wife) despite the whole wife thing, I don't think hed particularly care for loyalty now that he is fallen. Mischievous but not as downright sadistic as cain. Picture cain but if he had a couple chill pills.
Michael: my notes app has declared him as "Vincent if he was into blonde women instead of short men"
Hes the archangle of war, and so matches all the stereotypes of a war god, he's buff and his canon likes include, Chaos, Blood, Guts, People crying, Sam (who is his brother). He dislikes Uriel which makes me think he dislikes anyone with significant power over him. Definitely a control freak.
And that's all of them :D omg took so long to scrounge up their lore and stuff to actually expand upon.
I know ep has many rewrites (such as who the twins grew up with and all that) but I like to think it all actually happens at once, and it's just all an absolute mess :>
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okay several of you sweet nervous babies have messaged me about this so i want to be clear:
i love you spam likers. i love you chronic reply-ers. i love you regular engagers. i love you “always reply first” readers. i love you “messaging just to be sure” people.
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The eight-year-old Segment was unlike any child you had ever met.
When you were in the Akademiya with Zandik, you had gathered bits and pieces from what he told you about his childhood to somewhat imagine what a little Zandik would look like. It was… difficult to envision, not because you couldn’t form a picture, but because the thought of him being hurt so deeply as a child hurt you too. But when you finally saw the slice of his child self in front of you, you quickly realized the reality was far more cruel than you could ever think of on your own.
His eyes were… empty. For someone so young, not even a glimmer of light could be seen within the redness. It would have comforted you more to see even anger or sadness, but there seemed to be nothing of the sort. And yet, it did not deter you from attempting to befriend him, despite Eight’s initial lack of interest.
He was the child, and yet you were the one wandering after him like a lost kid. The Segment would just stare at you before excusing himself. Perhaps he was confused about why you were speaking to him in such an excited tone. Perhaps he did not know how to deal with it. All he knew was that the others had told him to treat you respectfully but not to bother you, and Eighteen specifically gave him a look every time you tried to usher him closer.
But in the end, a child was a child. A child would think and behave like one no matter how much they buried themselves, and that was also true for little Eight. You had noticed Eight frequently spent his spare time writing and doodling in his notebook, although he would always shut it if you got too close, obviously still guarded around you. At least he had gotten comfortable enough to let you stay in his room. Still, it was easy to piece together what he was doing in there. So, one day you slipped him a drawing of an Aranara you had drawn yourself.
Eight recognized the creature immediately, and you witnessed more emotion than you had seen before, with his eyes widening and mouth parting. He closed his notebook shut and tentatively reached to brush his small fingers against the drawing, and you pushed it closer to him encouragingly.
“Have you ever seen one like this? You know, there are the round ones and-”
“The ones that are skinny with long hats.” Before you could finish your sentence, Eight interrupted you. It was like a switch had been turned on.
“And then there are some with flowers on their heads-”
“And the ones with leaves on top.” It looked like he really was an expert on Aranara facts.
“You know a lot, don’t you?” You beamed at him with interest, and suddenly the child felt a bit shy. It was rare anyone took interest in him or anything he liked, but at the same time, knowing a lot had once gotten him in trouble a long time ago.
“I didn’t expect you could… be so detailed,” Eight said, changing the topic as he brought your doodle close to his face, examining the detail as his nose almost brushed it, in true childlike wonder that he always kept hidden.
“Well, in the Akademiya, you’re usually asked to sketch out your observations like wildlife or architecture, even potential machines and inventions, so I know a bit.” He only continued gazing at the messy Aranara. “You can keep it, if you like.” Eight glanced at you, slowly nodding as he finally set the paper down. He looked a bit more relaxed now.
“Now… would you mind if I see your drawings?” You pressed the tips of your fingers together, brightening with hope. Eight already guessed you had been itching to ask him that for a while. At first, he would have rejected you, but now he felt a bit more… comfortable.
The child Segment didn’t need to answer, only opening his notebook to the first page and leaving it there for you. You clasped your hands together with a resonant ‘thank you’ as you pulled a chair to sit next to him at his desk.
“Some Aranara have hats of different shapes and colors. Some of their hats cover their faces. Others have leaves drooping down instead of hats,” you read aloud from the journal. Each description was accompanied by a drawing. “Some also have bowties or carry around weapons. They’ve also picked up habits from humans, such as cooking or living in houses.”
For someone who didn’t seem to feel much, Eight watched you intently as you examined his notes. Maybe he subconsciously looked for approval. At the very least, you looked to be absorbed in his words, allowing him to feel a bit proud of himself.
“This is some really good research. Thank you for trusting me with it,” you said softly, hand reaching out to hold his, until you stopped midway and drew back. Perhaps it was best not to push things so quickly. “Though… I do think some of these sketches could use some color.”
“I would,” the boy nodded in agreement, “but I don’t have anything to color them with.” A spark of sadness flickered in your heart, knowing that he was chained to the mindset of a child and was not even allowed to indulge in it.
“Well, why don’t I get us some colored pencils and we can fill them in together? Adding a bit of color is sure to add some life, hmm?”
And so a few days later, you were once again sitting near Eight with his notebook open. You had made sure to order the most high-quality coloring supplies for little Eight. Even he could not hold back his excitement, observing them up close one by one and picking out the ones he’d use for the Aranaras. In all honesty, he was more focused on coloring than you, and seemed very intent on making sure everything was accurate… But you didn’t mind. You only gave some pointers here and there and answered his questions on whether the color he chose was good or not.
“Thank you,” Eight said eventually. He couldn’t remember the last time he expressed gratitude for something, because the only thing other people ever did was hurt him.
“Anything for you, sweet one.” He didn’t respond to the pet name, and you quickly worried you had overstepped, before Eight nodded and went back to coloring.
Perhaps if he had just had someone who supported him when he was young and took interest in him, things could have turned out differently.
—
One day, you had called Eight to the kitchen, and he was immediately greeted with a delicious smell.
“Oh, you’re right on time!” You called for him and ushered him closer. He took in the mess of the kitchen before he noticed what was making his mouth water. A tray of baklava sat there, sliced and ready to be served.
“You all still like to eat, don’t you? I thought I’d make something for all of your hard work.” You were busy cleaning with your back turned. “I invited you to have the first bite. Help yourself.”
He and the other Segments would go to the Fatui’s cafeteria, and although it was nice, it didn’t really have food from Sumeru. They would never bring up their dissatisfaction, however. But now, one of his favorite treats from his homeland sat in front of him. The older Segments might have lingered around you some more, but him? The child couldn’t help but want to dig in as soon as possible.
“Thank you.” Those words were starting to become familiar to him again. Eight’s fingers pinched a piece of the dessert and took a small bite before immediately devouring the whole thing. It was probably the best thing he’d ever tasted. He glanced at you before taking another piece, and another…
“Do you like them?” You finished cleaning the area and washing the tools as you made your way to the table. “It’s been a while since I made any so-” You paused when you noticed at least a third of the tray was gone, and the child had stuffed cheeks.
Eight blinked at you. You blinked back. You were at a loss for words before you burst out laughing at the sight.
“Y-You don’t need to eat that fast, you know. I can always make some more.” You grabbed a tissue and began wiping around his mouth. You remembered Zandik being a fast eater back in the Akademiya, but you didn’t know he could gobble stuff down this quick. Eight stiffened as you tenderly wiped off the crumbs and fussed over him, and though it felt weird, it wasn’t weird enough for him to push you away.
“Hmm… I guess I’ll portion the rest for the others. We can give Eighteen the least for being a big meanie. Hehe, don’t tell the others, alright?” Your little accomplice nodded, chewing the dessert slower, not only savoring the flavor but… your kindness too.
Eight had started to open himself up to you, slowly but surely.
—
Little Eight had begun to seek you out on his own, cling to your side, to grab onto your sleeve and look up at you with expectant eyes. With that, the boy had become oddly observant of you.
“You don’t look well,” he pointed out.
“Hm? Oh. I’m… I’m fine. Just a bit tired but-” Before you could finish, Eight grasped your clothes and led you over to sit down. Of course, you couldn’t refuse him. “Really, I don’t-” Eight pressed his small hand against your forehead.
“Your face is warm, and you’re sweating a bit. You should stay here. I’ll get one of the others and the medical record.” It was almost jarring to see a kid assess the situation with such calmness. Perhaps he already had experience with this from Regrator, though. Or maybe he just had to grow up quicker than other children.
“But… you don’t need to do all this. I can take care of myself…” He should just be allowed to be a child, you wanted to say. He shouldn’t have to be in this dreary lab with experiments of this nature.
“I want to.” Eight was surprised those words left his lips as easily as they did. He had thought he had become numb to the suffering of others. He knew something was wrong with him for that. But when he looked at you, it made him upset that you were in pain.
“… You’re very sweet. Thank you.” The others had told you that the child Segment had already lost his compassion, but every day, you learned that clearly wasn’t true.
—
The eight-year-old carried around his notebook like it was a lifeline, clutching it to his chest. If he had to put it down, he’d always make sure it was within his line of sight. You knew that his notes were important to him, but you couldn’t help but feel that there was something else to this behavior.
You found out the answer one day, when you were in Eight’s room. He was searching for his notebook in front of you when he opened his drawer to reveal a few copies of the same black notebook, before grabbing one of them.
All of the notebooks looked the same, so you had no idea he had multiple. But it didn’t strike you as unusual at first. You just assumed he had filled up that many notebooks with his ideas, and naturally, you wanted to see.
“Do you mind if I read these?” You pawed at the covers.
“You can, if you want. But you probably already read most of them.” That made you pause.
“What do you mean?”
“Those notebooks all contain the same content. I just wrote most of the important stuff in all of them.” So… he was making duplicates of the same thing?
“But why?”
“Sometimes I misplace them. And then sometimes one of the others throws it out.”
“Throw… throw them out?” You repeated, as if you were in disbelief, but Eight seemed to be unaffected.
“It’s mostly Eighteen that does that. But I don’t want to lose my ideas, so I just write them down in multiple places just in case.” Your jaw was left slack as Eight calmly flipped through his current notebook.
“A-And what does he say?”
“That it’s childish. Or a waste of time. Things like that.” He didn’t think about it when you didn’t respond, but before he knew it, you were up and pacing around the room. “What’s wrong?”
“He can’t do that to you!” You had never spoken to him this loudly, which took him off guard, and you recognized that and took a deep breath. “That… is just wrong. I will not let him do it again. I’m- I’m going to speak to him right now!” Eight realized that this was the first time he saw you truly frustrated, and it was on his behalf, too. You almost burst out the door before he called for you.
“Wait,” the child requested. Never one to ignore Eight, you listened. “You don’t need to do that.”
“Yes, I do. If I’m here, no one is doing that to you. Why, I might as well go and throw out his property and see how he likes it!” Eight felt a bit of warmth prick his face at your outspokenness. But he really didn’t want to start a fight with Eighteen, which would probably escalate to the others, with Thirty-Five telling them not to hinder his work, Forty-Five laughing, Sixty-Five being tired, and the original Zandik… what would he do?
“I’d prefer it if you stayed with me.” You opened your mouth and closed it again, expression softening.
“Well then… I guess me and Forty-Five will do something to get back at him in secret instead then.” You couldn’t help but give in to Eight, especially when he was learning to be so genuine with you. You sat on the edge of the bed with him and rubbed your hand on his back. However, you still looked troubled.
You thought back to the days you spent with the original Zandik back at the Akademiya. Eighteen was the only Segment you had a concrete understanding of, considering he was a replica of the one you knew so deeply when you were young. You had seen his bitterness firsthand, the desire for himself and his ideas to be acknowledged, only for it to never happen, sending him deeper into his resentment for the world. He would grip you, stubborn tears rolling down his face that he silently asked you to ignore. Perhaps if you had remained in the waking world, you could have done something, but…
“You know, um, Eight,” you began, and the Segment gave you his attention. “About Eighteen… I wouldn’t say he hates you. He just…” The child’s eyes bore into you as he watched you fumble for words. “I guess… He might be a little jealous of you.” That seemed to surprise the little boy.
“I don’t understand. There is nothing I have that he doesn’t.” Eight furrowed his brows, carefully thinking, and a part of you was flattered he was taking your opinion so seriously. “Eighteen has his own lab, office, equipment, proposals, funding, experiments… I don’t really have any of that.” Well, there had been proposals he had been drafting for Pantalone, some with your assistance, but he had yet to present any of them… Most of his duties included assisting the others with their tasks instead.
“Well, all of that is true but… Eighteen doesn’t have your mind.” Perhaps deep down, Eighteen wished he too could be a bit “childish.” Although Eight had clearly gone through something rough, he managed to retain something Eighteen could not. Could Eighteen ever find something and pursue it with pure wonder and excitement as a child could? He couldn’t. Instead, the older Segment was only trapped within the harsh reality of this world’s cruel rules and laws. But how could you explain that to a little boy?
“By which I mean, he doesn’t have the proper mind to appreciate your dear Aranara. And it’s a shame, because he wants to, but… can’t.” You tried to word it as best you could. “Of course, what he did is still wrong, but…” You trailed off, really not knowing what to say, but Eight only leaned into your embrace. He could understand that this was your attempt to make him feel better. Honestly, you had already done more than you knew, because Eighteen always seemed to be in a far better mood whenever you were around. And whether he liked it or not, the older Segment still stayed with him for a lot of things.
The original Zandik, the one who was fascinated with you more than any sort of research, had once told him that your warmth could fill an entire room. Obviously, that didn’t make sense in the literal way, so it was metaphorical. But only now did Eight understand what the older man had meant by that. Actually, now he understood why all the other Segments trailed after you, looking for attention.
You were truly a warm person.
His eyes flickered from you to the floor, and back to you again, as if he was making an important choice. Within the span of a few moments, the tiny Segment turned to fully embrace you, arms wrapping around your body, making you softly gasp. Without hesitation, you gently reciprocated and held his smaller body. Eight always did like when you patted the top of his head.
The child really liked you a lot. Maybe you could convince the others to let him take a trip to Sumeru? Or at least get one of his proposals approved? But for some reason, those things didn’t seem as much of a priority now, when compared to spending time with you.
It's actually a big surprise for me that there's not any BTD slander, or at least I've never seen one, even tho I've been in this fanbase for like almost 3 years already, so due to my long time of being in this fanbase, I'm giving myself permission to make one. Here we go
BOYFRIEND TO DEATH FANS SLANDER:
Strade fans making "Strade doesn't showers" joke for the fuckteenth time:
Rire fans explaining why BTD Rire and HH Rire are two different characters:
Kojima twins fans finding another ElectricPuke's lost media from 2015 (it's another shity ass, incest yaoi comic):
Lawrence Fans trying not to infantilize him for five minutes:
Ren fans when they mentioned him in front of Lawrence's crazy ahh fans:
Cain fans drawing him 10x times more attractive than his original design:
Vincent fans when they find out that Vincent and Akira are the same person:
Ashe fans when he appears for 5 seconds (you will never see him again in a whole gameplay)
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