Before i laugh hysterically at this.

Number 1, I've been wondering where's Alice was (Jack's partner, i know they're not actually married). But then, Jack married to us (MC)? 👁👄👁 fr?

Number 2, Ellen, you to go to jail. You're not going to jail, you go to prison. 🗿

I found this from somewhere. Jack didn't seem to like Ellen, he try to push her away despite her unnecessary horniness. (God, I hate these girls..istg.)

Number 3 There's Aria, the fuckin 'sweet home alabama' lawyer who is overprotective, horny over her own brother (Chris). 🗿

How many times I keep seeing incest stuff in this man's games? 🗿 (this smells like fetish..)

Hiii, good afternoon, how are you? I hope you're well.😊😊

Hi, good afternoon, how are you? I hope you're well.

HAHAHA, man…😖😖 This game was an emotional rollercoaster for me. A lot of things in the game are downright weird or even VERY bizarre, because:

First: There's a lot of fetishistic content. Second: I think the game is incredibly short in many ways.

This game was released a little later as a kind of reward for the public that was waiting for the release of Empire. EP couldn't finish the game and decided to make a new one so as not to disappoint people. So the game ended up appearing as a small stopgap.

I like the game, since it was one of the only ones that EP released alone and complete (unlike many that only told a story without much interaction, as is the case with The Nightmare). But I also dislike it for several reasons (the main one being pure fetishism). But answering some things you sent me (I don't know if they were questions or not, but I think I can answer them)

About Jack and Alice, EP had already said that yes, they weren't a couple and their relationship just happened out of nowhere, they were together for a short time and had Jason. If my memory serves me right, there's a route in the game where Jack abandons us and some people asked EP where Jack had gone and some people deduced that maybe Jack had taken refuge in Alice's house.

Now, guess what EP answered….HAHHA yes, Jack ended up going to Alice and running away from you.

Jack and Alice didn't end up together because Jack was the problem. Jack is a psychopath (according to EP) who doesn't feel emotions. EP confirmed that Jack only married us because we were the only ones he was interested in (but the interest ends up being very fragile because, if we discover who Jack really is, he ends up losing interest and killing us).

Yes, Jack didn't like Ellen because she was "too curious." The character was always described as obsessed; she wanted to know everything and anything about Jack (or anyone who called/charmed her; this was proven in the game in an ending where she became obsessed with us afterward). If I'm right, the character's creator didn't want her to be romantically obsessed with Jack or even with us. It was a more complex feeling than just being in love (Something like, they were her reason for living).

AAAAhhhhhhh….😫😫😫 About the King siblings, I hated that incest fetish that EP had. I much preferred Aria to just be protective of her brother, not in love with him. Aria was a character I found very interesting; she was the younger sister and favorite of her parents, defending her disadvantaged brother from the very people who took her in. She saw herself protecting her brother even from the person he loved (I don't know if you understand me or if I'm rambling too much, but Aria had everything to have a complex and mature development, but all of that was thrown away because EP focused on that unfortunate part of the story (sorry, but I hate those incest plots)).

Thank you so much for your patience with this ask!! Let me know if there’s anyone else you wanted! I just kinda snatched up everyone from The Big Three™️ and Uriel since you asked lol! I went mainly into days off & free time, but I might do more “daily life” headcanons in the future (just a little more broken up!). Because this is such a long one, I’m going to put it under the cut. Preview of Characters included under the cut: Akira Kojima, Sano Kojima, Vincent Metzger Cain Zeitgeist, Samael Volkov, Damien Morningstar, Uriel Metzger Jack Buchanan, Jason Buchanan, Marcus De La Cruz, Christ King Also! Let me know if you guys prefer to have the actual headcanons under a cut in general! Someone mentioned it so I just wanted to offer that to ya’ll see what you prefer!

Which will you choose?

If you'd like to see each image individually~

This was meant to be a gif, but that wasn't really going to work out unless I wanted the quality to be diarrhea… so I settled for a video that loops for 1 minute.

This took TOO long to make...... (That's my fault for lazing around so much)

This actually just started off with me wanting to draw Marcus shirtless so I can draw his tattoos, but then I kept adding stuff and this was the result LOL

While I was looking for more images of these dudes, I found out Marcus probably has another tattoo, but on his back…………. Now I need to draw him again, but from the back this time…..

Drawing this made me realize Chris is REALLY cute with his half slicked back hairstyle. I appreciate him so much more after having to stare at like 6 different images of him for ages while deciding how to interpret his hairstyle XD (I swear it’s literally different in every image)

I feel like I don’t properly capture Jack’s cuteness and it makes me sad………

Also, am I the only one who thinks Jack is wearing leather pants? I SWEAR HE IS….. LOOK AT THIS

This is unmistakably shiny compared to the other guys’ pants

"what animal or breed of cats/dogs would you assign for your eps rewrite characters?"

Cain: Definitely a long haired breed or a dog whose hair can be styled! I'm thinking poodle, Afghan hound, or Yorkshire terrier! Cat breed? Definitely a gorgeous Persian kitty.

Samael: Xolo dogs! They typically are symbols of death especially in Mexican culture. That or a grey hound. Skinny and quick dogs. And of course, classic black cat. Less representing bad luck, and more so representing his inevitable embrace.

Chris: Definitely a boxer (which honestly is meant to be more of a pun but also since he's such a strong guy). I don't see him being any kind of cat, but if I had to choose I'd say maine coon.

Sano: Bobtail cat! They're suppose to be playful, but Sano is anything but. A very ironic breed for him. That or a Japanese terrier!

Akira: Honestly, same as Sano since they are twins. However, Akira definitely embraces the bobtail cat personality better. They'd both be the same animal, but I think Akira would be a bit bigger.

Annabelle: A curly haired little dauchsand or a cocker spaniel! Emphasis on the curls, they really make those cuties even more deadly adorable. Ragdoll cat! I mean with those adorable wide eyes, how can Sano not fall in love? Along with their even cuter faces.

Marcus: Australian shepherd! Tough dog, but not quite as tough as its German counterpart. Honestly I don't see him ever being a cat tho, but maybe a classic american short hair.

Jack: Classic beagle all the way. Maybe even a wiener dog or jack Russell terrier (I can't spell dauchsand). Looks unthreatening but don't forget he still has teeth!

Sergio: Honestly he'd so be a devon rex. I can see him with the fur pattern especially. As for dogs I'd have to say a small to medium breed, like a boston terrier or a spanish water dog.

Leon: Cane corso or great dane. He's large and in charge and will use his teeth for a good fight. I know Leon would love to be a bengal cat, especially with those striking patterns.

YAYY TDDUP QUESTION!! ABOUT JASON!, I LOVE JASON he is very cute!!!

I was so excited when he was introduced in marcus's bonus content cuz it confirmed my idea of everyone being connected/knowing eachother somehow!!!: Marcus having Aria as a lawyer and Chris being his childhood bestfriend, Marcus knowing Jason from the police force which means he knows Jack, and it is hinted he knows Ellen in Chris' bonus content!! Also, I had planned to make my pc (player character), Tessa, for Marcus's route Ellen's twin sister. But I had it planned out BEFORE I even finished the game so it ended up just falling right into place because it makes it likely for him to have met Ellen through Tessa because Ellen would be his sister in law!!

I wish we got to see more of Jason. I'm unaware if there's any other games that he shows up in, if so then someone direct me there immediately... I also love that he was suspicious of Marcus in the bonus content, like he just knew something was up.

I love the whole tddup cast, they are all so awesome... i am filled with joy and whimsy when I get to talk about any of them. talking about tddup in general makes me very happy!

Another thing I like about Jason is that. He's got TWO GIRLFRIENDS. Because. yk. Like father like son, so. it gives more of a reason for me to ship Jack with both pc and Ellen!!! Jack having two girls. oh well it does depend on the gender u chose for pc but. Jason dating two ppl just like his papa dating pc and ellen!!! He inherited the polycule genes from his papa guys oh mygod!!!!!!