Helloooo All

you sit there and think “$1500 for a one bedroom is crazy” and then it dawns on you that there are studios going for $3000. or more. a month. regardless of location. large and small cities alike. And then your brain starts leaking out of your ears

you will be in an apartment that was $900 three years ago and now you’re paying over $1200. for the same space. the same space you live in, the same exact apartment complex, is now also being sold to people for over $1500. you cannot leave because everything else in the general area is around $1800. for what you have. or smaller.

the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

Let me tell you, when I saw this post before I imagined the second version in my head and didn't perceive it as very funny, but now that it is before me and I see it with the very eyeballs of my head, it's 2 in the morning and i've probably woken somebody up cackling violently like a centrifuged chicken

“west coast best coast” um. east coast weast coast LOL

@obnoxiousobsession

trust me i’m a doctor and what you need is gay sex

My if this doesn’t speak volumes to me.

what if chickens had front facing eyes

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Leaving your house & returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.