‘  __ told me to come save you.  ’ ‘  __,  can you hear me?  ’ ‘  and i needed you.  as in past tense.  ’ ‘  are you here about the cable?  ’ ‘  aren’t you drunk enough already?  ’ ‘  as long as there are those who remember what was,  there will always be those who cannot accept what can be.  ’ ‘  be careful.  ’ ‘  can you see?  ’ ‘  careful with that thing.  ’ ‘  define lunch or be disintegrated.  ’ ‘  don’t care.  couldn’t care less.  goodbye.  ’ ‘  don’t do anything stupid until i get back.  ’ ‘  don’t give me hope.  ’ ‘  don’t say that name.  ’ ‘  don’t you get all decent on me now.  ’ ‘  everybody wants a happy ending, right?  but it doesn’t always roll that way.  ’ ‘  everything’s gonna be alright.  ’ ‘  feel free to log on to the wifi.  no password,  obviously.  ’ ‘  first of all,  that’s horrible.  ’ ‘  get it together!  ’ ‘  get your hands off me.  ’ ‘  good luck on your mission.  ’ ‘  good luck on your project.  ’ ‘  good luck.  ’ ‘  great to see you,  angry girl.  ’ ‘  have we ever met that guy?  ’ ‘  hey,  look at me.  ’ ‘  hey.  we won, __.  ’ ‘  how far along is she?  ’ ‘  how’s it feel?  ’ ‘  i can do this all day.  ’ ‘  i can do this.  ’ ‘  i can’t do this.  i can’t do this.  ’ ‘  i didn’t ask for your help.  ’ ‘  i don’t even know who you are.  ’ ‘  i don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.  ’ ‘  i don’t know how you’re gonna get it through all that.  ’ ‘  i don’t know why everyone believes that,  but that isn’t true.  ’ ‘  i feel like i’m losing it.  ’ ‘  i figured it out,  by the way.  ’ ‘  i get it.  you’re in a rough spot.  ’ ‘  i got this.  okay,  i don’t got this.  ’ ‘  i have a vaguely exact idea.  ’ ‘  i know i said no more surprises,  but..  ’ ‘  i know that guy might scare you.  ’ ‘  i know you think i’m wallowing down here in my own self pity,  waiting to be rescued,  but i’m fine.  ’ ‘  i literally pieced it together as i went along.  ’ ‘  i lost the only family i ever had.  ’ ‘  i love you three thousand.  ’ ‘  i love you tons.  ’ ‘  i really need to talk to you.  ’ ‘  i saw this coming a few years back.  ’ ‘  i see this as an absolute win.  ’ ‘  i shouldn’t be here.  ’ ‘  i shouldn’t have come.  ’ ‘  i swear i will make you proud.  ’ ‘  i think we could bring them back.  ’ ‘  i wasn’t always like this.  ’ ‘  i wish there was a way that i could let __ know that we won.  ’ ‘  i’d be careful going that way.  ’ ‘  i’d offer to cook you dinner,  but you seem pretty miserable already.  ’ ‘  i’ll give you anything.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna get you all the cheeseburgers you want.  ’ ‘  i’m not ready for this.  ’ ‘  i’m not supposed to be like everyone else,  am i?  ’ ‘  i’m still worthy.  ’ ‘  i’m telling you,  you’re in no condition.  ’ ‘  i’m trying to save your life,  you idiot.  ’ ‘  i’ve got a job to do.  ’ ‘  i’ve got beer,  tequila,  all sorts of things.  ’ ‘  i’ve really missed you.  ’ ‘  idiot, no. a failure?  absolutely.  ’ ‘  if i tell you what happens..  it won’t happen.  ’ ‘  if you’re about to tell me to look on the bright side..  i’m about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.  ’ ‘  in the future,  what happens to you and me?  ’ ‘  is he asleep?  ’ ‘  is that axe body spray?  ’ ‘  is that everyone?  ’ ‘  it was supposed to be me.  ’ ‘  it’s a mess back here.  ’ ‘  it’s always you.  ’ ‘  it’s dead.  i have to hot - wire it.  ’ ‘  it’s like a little puppy,  all happy and everything. ’ ‘  killing all these people isn’t going to bring your family back.  ’ ‘  let me do something good.  ’ ‘  let me go.  it’s okay.  ’ ‘  let’s start over, shall we?  ’ ‘  look out for each other.  ’ ‘  may i ask you where you’re going?  ’ ‘  maybe he’s making this shit up.  ’ ‘  no amount of money ever bought a second of time.  ’ ‘  no messing around.  ’ ‘  no, no.  i’m pretty sure he’s dead.  ’ ‘  not that it’s a competition,  but she loves me three thousand.  ’ ‘  okay. you win.  ’ ‘  perhaps i treated you too harshly.  ’ ‘  please know that when i drift off,  i will think about you.  ’ ‘  see you in a minute.  ’ ‘  see you on the other side.  ’ ‘  shut the front door.  ’ ‘  so,  back to the future is a bunch of bullshit?  ’ ‘  so,  did something go wrong or did something go right?  ’ ‘  so,  the how works. now we gotta figure out the when and the where.  ’ ‘  so,  where are you at with names?  ’ ‘  something died in here.  ’ ‘  sorry,  buddy,  we got a problem.  ’ ‘  tell me a story.  ’ ‘  tell my family i love ‘em.  ’ ‘  that suit did nothing for your ass.  ’ ‘  that wasn’t supposed to happen,  was it?  ’ ‘  the door is this way,  pal.  ’ ‘  the future hasn’t been kind to you,  has it?  ’ ‘  the greater good has rarely outweighed my own self interest.  ’ ‘  the kid’s not even here yet,  and there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for them.  ’ ‘  then i guess we both know who it’s gotta be.  ’ ‘  there might be a chance we could fix everything.  ’ ‘  there shall be no knifing one another.  ’ ‘  there’s an idiot in the landing zone.  ’ ‘  they look like bad guys.  ’ ‘  this is the part where spikes come out.  ’ ‘  this was our shot.  we shot it. it’s shot.  ’ ‘  trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my life.  ’ ‘  turns out resentment is corrosive,  and i hate it.  ’ ‘  we are getting the whole team,  yeah?  ’ ‘  we can all stand around posting up a storm later.  ’ ‘  we don’t actually say that name in here.  ’ ‘  we need you,  pal.  ’ ‘  we won. you did it, __.  you did it.  ’ ‘  we work with what we got,  right?  ’ ‘  we’re gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  what am i looking at?  ’ ‘  what are you doing here?  ’ ‘  what are you doing up,  little miss?  ’ ‘  what are you doing?  ’ ‘  what did you say?  ’ ‘  what do you want me to do with this damn thing?  ’ ‘  what do you want?  ’ ‘  what i want you can’t give me.  ’ ‘  what you seek lies in front of you.  ’ ‘  what’s up, regular sized man?  ’ ‘  when your kid was born,  were you nervous?  ’ ‘  where are my headphones?  ’ ‘  where did you get this?  ’ ‘  who puts mayo on a hotdog?  ’ ‘  who’s the fancy broad?  ’ ‘  why are you doing this?  ’ ‘  why the long face?  ’ ‘  why would i be scared of that guy?  ’ ‘  you can change.  ’ ‘  you can do this.  ’ ‘  you can rest now.  ’ ‘  you can’t say things like that.  ’ ‘  you disgust me.  ’ ‘  you don’t have to do this.  ’ ‘  you don’t want to do this.  ’ ‘  you go and be the man you’re meant to be.  ’ ‘  you got a big date tonight?  ’ ‘  you got something for me?  ’ ‘  you guys watch each other’s six.  ’ ‘  you hungry?  ’ ‘  you know, we usually work as a team here.  ’ ‘  you look like melted ice cream.  ’ ‘  you missed the first time.  then you got 'em both the second time.  ’ ‘  you must lose that which you love.  ’ ‘  you new here?  ’ ‘  you okay?  ’ ‘  you promise to bring that back in one piece,  right?  ’ ‘  you promise you won’t die?  ’ ‘  you see where you’re going?  ’ ‘  you shouldn’t be here.  ’ ‘  you shouldn’t have come.  ’ ‘  you think you’re the only one that lost people?  ’ ‘  you took everything from me.  ’ ‘  you wanna get some air?  ’ ‘  you were kidding,  right?  ’ ‘  you’re a pain my ass,  you know that?  ’ ‘  you’re betraying us?  ’ ‘  you’re done hurting people.  ’ ‘  you’re no idiot.  ’ ‘  you’re not the __ i know at all,  are you?  ’ ‘  you’re only a genius on earth,  pal.  ’ ‘  you’re small,  but you’re talking loud.  ’ ‘  you’re weak.  ’

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