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@obj-brio
“Uncle” N. Brio, straight out of your PlayStation pre-Y2K; Naughty Dog continuity
Chaotic neutral bandicoot uncle curious about how this whole “good guy” thing works
All-purpose multimedia in-character account; roleplaying + asks + solo content
Sometimes descriptive, sometimes graphical (images/gifs/videos)
SFW, mostly lighthearted, some pathos & contemplative moments
https://obj-brio.carrd.co
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Brio why did you get embarrassed about laying an egg out of your cloaca?
I don't— I don't know what you're talking about. How the HELL do you know what's in my p-p-p-PANTS. And why are you ASKIN' ME ABOUT IT. WHO ARE YOU. WH-WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW.
Hi *burns down your Castle*
Ha! You'll need more than adverse asterisks to topple this spire of doom, Sunnies.
*Invalidates your message*
Burns down your castle. Really.
Oh, right. You and what mutated army, N. Brio?
What do you even plan to do? Operate a tinderbox? With those skinny arms? I think not!
I wouldn’t be so arrogant, Doctor Cortex.
Even something as simple as an unattended gas leak can cause a chain reaction of combustible—
(At that moment he realized he might’ve said too much)
Oh no, please; don't let little me keep you from incriminating yourself further!
Do go on - my lawyer is going to love this!
I only hesitate because—
(He then lowered his voice down to a whisper)
because I don’t want Doctor Brio to get any ideas!
I-i-insultin' my chemistry knowledge AND p— protectin' mister poison-the-rivers-and-level-the-forests-and-t-T-t-TAKE-OVAH-THE-WORLD from me? Oy... sh-shoot, kid, yer killin' me here!
Look, I’m no fan of Dr. Cortex, but I know for a fact that you’ll take it way too overboard when it comes to stopping him!
...yeah, maybe you're right.
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Bettah ta k-k-keep things simple, yeah?
Hi *burns down your Castle*
Ha! You'll need more than adverse asterisks to topple this spire of doom, Sunnies.
*Invalidates your message*
Burns down your castle. Really.
Oh, right. You and what mutated army, N. Brio?
What do you even plan to do? Operate a tinderbox? With those skinny arms? I think not!
I wouldn’t be so arrogant, Doctor Cortex.
Even something as simple as an unattended gas leak can cause a chain reaction of combustible—
(At that moment he realized he might’ve said too much)
Oh no, please; don't let little me keep you from incriminating yourself further!
Do go on - my lawyer is going to love this!
I only hesitate because—
(He then lowered his voice down to a whisper)
because I don’t want Doctor Brio to get any ideas!
I-i-insultin' my chemistry knowledge AND p— protectin' mister poison-the-rivers-and-level-the-forests-and-t-T-t-TAKE-OVAH-THE-WORLD from me? Oy... sh-shoot, kid, yer killin' me here!
Hi *burns down your Castle*
Ha! You'll need more than adverse asterisks to topple this spire of doom, Sunnies.
*Invalidates your message*
Burns down your castle. Really.
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Doctor! You’re back!
Horopito told me you were dead, but I knew you you’d be okay! :D
[BRIO stares blankly for a moment as he takes the comment in. Finally, out stumbles a burst of laughter.]
Well... bettah luck next time for yer, ah, c-c-custodian, eh? Heh heh.
...nevah change, kiddo. It's... ah... nnnnnn.... nice ta see ya.
[BRIO looks around from side to side.]
...say... you know if, ah... if the b-b--b-BANDicoots... err... need... help with anythin' lately? Y'know, any, oh, say... any i-i-insidious plots in motion they need help takin' down...? Any... any trouble of any kind...? ...that they could p-possibly need help with...?
Funny enough, things have actually been pretty slow in terms of interdimensional threats…
Not that I’m complaining, oh no! Less work for me! It’s just that there hasn’t been anything major to happen yet.
Ah... g-great! [COUGH] great. That's— that's good...
...any... i-i-intra-dimensional threats?... or even just... just on this planet?
ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦˢˡᵃⁿᵈˢˀ
Doctor! You’re back!
Horopito told me you were dead, but I knew you you’d be okay! :D
[BRIO stares blankly for a moment as he takes the comment in. Finally, out stumbles a burst of laughter.]
Well... bettah luck next time for yer, ah, c-c-custodian, eh? Heh heh.
...nevah change, kiddo. It's... ah... nnnnnn.... nice ta see ya.
[BRIO looks around from side to side.]
...say... you know if, ah... if the b-b--b-BANDicoots... err... need... help with anythin' lately? Y'know, any, oh, say... any i-i-insidious plots in motion they need help takin' down...? Any... any trouble of any kind...? ...that they could p-possibly need help with...?
Where are you now, Brio?
W-W-W-WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
[BRIO has spent the last 18 hours lying on the floor and thinking about ways to help a trio of clever bandicoots who haven't needed his help since they were being held prisoner in a castle. By him. And Cortex, but more damningly, him.
It's hard to think on an empty stomach.]
...ya think li'l C-C-c-Coco Bean would, ah, help me put togethah a CT scanner in my lab? Wh-what with, y'know, ah, what with not havin' any incentive ta help, o-o-or any reason ta trust me, or...
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tip: try printing him on his back rather than standing up. means there's less support print waste and he has a better chance of survival when finishing him
[oh this is very smart i'm gonna tell my partner about this (they are the one who bought the printer and the one who mans it) thanks anon]
I'm gonna be a r-rr-r-real boy!
S-sss-so close... J-just need to... break free... of e-e-everything holdin' me down... ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ⋅⋅⋅ ᵐ⁻ᵐᵉᵗᵃᵖʰᵒʳ⋅⋅⋅
[BRIO did not survive.]
I'm gonna be a r-rr-r-real boy!
S-sss-so close... J-just need to... break free... of e-e-everything holdin' me down... ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ⋅⋅⋅ ᵐ⁻ᵐᵉᵗᵃᵖʰᵒʳ⋅⋅⋅
I'm gonna be a r-rr-r-real boy!
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[BRIO is lying on the floor listening to MAMMOTH GRINDER and fantasizing about slowly, brutally beating CORTEX to death while hulked out. Perfectly choreographed to this song. It's so raw. It's so brutal. In his head, that is. You'll just have to take his word for it.]
[indefinite hiatus while im focusing on grad school and also currently in a weird place with this character and my relationship with him and unsure how to proceed with making content of him or whether to proceed at all. im fine and i still love n brio, things are just going on and i think i should focus on school before i try to figure out my weird brio situation]
[ps im going to grad school so i can become a biology teacher so at least i know brio would be pleased. uncle brio may have had a little bit of a role in the decision, to be honest]
