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MAKE ME CHOOSE: asked by @kyloren → leia or padme? anon  → leia or rey?

( @stairset did some and I thought they were funny. all of my funniest ideas r someone else’s)

Kit Fisto breaks into Grevious’s house and kill his dog

Obi-wan “dies” and Anakin is so sad about it that he tries to kill Obi-wan

Jar Jar accidentally releases a deadly virus so him, Padme, Ahsoka, and some clones have to get quarantined (talk about depicting real-life events!) while Anakin meets the angels he accuses Padme of being in episode 1

Anakin becomes a god and then kills every single native on the planet he is on

C3PO and R2D2 go from planet to planet overthrowing governments

Anakin meets Padme’s ex and drops him off a cliff

Godzilla

Obi-wan, Anakin, and Dooku are handcuffed together and have to pole-vault to freedom. Hondo is there

Anakin hires Hondo to smuggle weapons to Ahsoka to help the terrorist group she’s training

A group of kids join the circus so they can save Ahsoka who has been captured by, you guessed it, Hondo

Obi-wan and his stoner friend are looking for an evil slug who has blackmail material they want to use on other evil slubs but his frog ex-girlfriend shoots him for breaking her heart first

Ahsoka is released into the wild and hunted for sport (no, really)

Anakin says something wildly incorrect about politics so Padme kidnaps his padawan and brings her to meet a Separatist simp

Later, said simp hires a terrorist group to kill Dooku but then realizes the terrorists are bad too

Ahsoka sneaks onto a mission to rescue a guy named Evan and then he dies