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things I've heard or seen working in preschools

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Levi: did I save the game?

MC: yes, you saved it twice.

Levi: I'm going to save it one more time, just to be sure.

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ASMODEUS IN A HORROR MOVIE

*D.D.D. rings*

Asmo: hello?

Killer: I can see you..

Asmo:...

Killer:...

Asmo:...

Killer:...

Asmo: Do I look hot?

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Mammon: may the better brother win.

Lucifer: I plan to.

Belphie: if i cut off my foot and threw it at you, would I be kicking you or hitting you?

MC: you'd be mentally scaring me more than anything

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*MC arriving at the Devildom*

Mammon: listen, human-

MC: my name is MC

Mammon: I would rather not name you, I might get attached

Mammon: *thinking* too late

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*MC get shot*

Satan: can you describe the guy who shot you?

MC: yes.

Satan: please describe him.

MC: he wasn't very nice

Satan:....

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~Lucifer trying to get the schools attention~

Lucifer: EVERYBODY!

MC: SUCKS!

Lucifer: what? No-

Solomon: I GUARANTEE YOU'LL DISSAGREE

Lucifer:...

MC and Solomon: TO THAT MY FRIEND I SAY GOOD LUCK!

Lucifer:..... Why?

MC: because Rudy

Lucifer: who?

Solomon: Mancuso

Lucifer:....

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Beel: you should eat a waffle. You can't be sad if you eat a waffle.

Belphie/MC: what if we WANT to be sad??

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Belphie: I'm fine

Beel: you don't look fine

Belphie: then stop looking

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MC: hey, Beel! I have a song you should here! It's a parody from the human world.

Beel: should I be afraid?

Mc: what? No. Here.

~Later~

Beel: *lifting up weights with one hand while listening to the song, then lifts other hand and eats a bite of cake and repeats*

MC: *singing along to the song* Because you know I'm all about that cake, bout that cake

Solomon: *entering the room* and chicken.

Solomon and MC: I'm all about that cake bout that cake and chicken...

Beel: *starts listening to the song everywhere*

Mammon: *holding coffee pot* what if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk

Lucifer: *takes coffee pot and walks away* how about you don't.

~The next day~

Mammon: what if I pour wine instead of milk into my cereal...?

Lucifer: *walks by and takes the wine* not this again *leaves*

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MC: if you work on a farm and you take care of the chickens...

MC: you're a chicken tender

Beel: *appears out of no where* Chicken tender?! Where!?

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MC: a pet rock is a fun pet until you realise that it is immortal and you just doomed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.

Belphie: MC, it 3 in the morning! Go to sleep!

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Satan: what's on your mind?

MC: your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, but you can tiptoe and not tip finger...

MC: wait, Satan where are you going? Come backkkkkk!

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Mammon: maybe dogs lick us so much becasue they know there are bones under our skin..

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Solomon: can you stop calling peanut butter that!?

Asmo: what's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Simeon: *covering Luke's ears* EVERYTHING

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