#belphagor

Successfully sold Hell, Mr. Marshall. And I doubt it'll take long, though I doubt there's much she can do outside of trying to throw me into the Torment Nexus.

Trying? You don't think she can get you in there, sir?

You misunderstand me, Mr. Carter. I fully expect her to get me in there... And then she'll figure out why I've been in business for so long. However, she's also level headed. Sparing her family will probably temper her ire quite a bit.

And... The Jenkins issue?

Oh yes... The Jenkins Issue. I believe I already have a solution. Oh Belphagor!

Yes, Lord Mammon?

You wouldn't mind being the new basis of our staff?

Of course, sir.

Very good, thank you Belphagor. Anything else?

The matter of Herald VonKraft is...

Oh he's fired, ten times fired, one hundred times fired!

WIP of my OC Belphagor killing the devil aka his great grandfather based of the famous painting "Judith Beheading Holoferns"

The Devil pictured- if you can make out the tendril at the back of his head- is not actually the true Devil, just the angler fish esque lure he uses to talk to Bel and gain his trust. This is Bel realizing it has been a ploy the whole time. As such its more of a symbolic killing than a real one, as Bel is cutting off the source his own sympathy, and cutting the Devil off from his best manipulation tactic.

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Dr. Sprite: In ten seconds, I'm going to announce that I gave her [the patient] the wrong dosage.

Dr. Belphie: [Taken aback] You're going to admit negligence?

Dr. Sprite: Unless you leave the room, you'll have to testify as a witness. [Belphagor crosses her arms] Five, four, three, two... So there I was in the clinic, drunk, I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find and.... [Belphagor leaves quickly]

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"Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click 'Yes, I am 18'? Even a 17 year old can figure it out." Sprite to Belphagor

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@ockissweek Day 1

There are many villains walking the earth in my OC Universe, but only one of them ends the world. Belphagor is the only demon exempt from the Celestial Laws who can kill other demons freely, and she uses this immunity to behead King Lucifer, to sacrifice his Essence to create a portal to Hell, and to unleash all Hellspawn who can pass through upon the Earth. Starting Armaggeddon is her first motion as the new King. Wilde (& Yesha, his sword) are there when it all starts, because Wilde is never where he should be.

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