Obey Me Crack

⚠️ Warning: This blog will contain incredibly cursed content. Proceed at your own will. You have been warned. ⚠️

Things to know:

If you want to submit your own cursed ideas, hcs, and posts, please feel free to do so! This blog is for you to enjoy. Contribute as you please.

This blog is both SFW and NSFW. (NSFW posts are tagged under #CursedNSFW, anything questionable or suggestive are tagged with #CursedNSFW?). Minors beware and block them. Seriously. I don't need to get in trouble for you not being responsible.

Please do not spam-like my content. There is a lot of it. It's all hilarious, yes, but please don't just like and scroll and flood my notifs. If you're going back in time, look with your eyes, not your hands.

Nothing is seriously off limits. Go wild. I want to see what you all come up with. I do answer/post just about everything.

Please just be mindful that I am in fact a human behind this blog, just like you. I try to keep an open mind with most things, some things peeve me more than others.

This blog is run by @obeymebabes, (I usually go by Bey should you need to refer to me by name for whatever reason), so if you're looking for some relief, go check out my not so cursed content on that blog.~

If you want to create something (a fic/hc/edit/art) based on the content you have seen here, please do!! But I do ask that you tag/credit me!! I want to share it with the rest of the cursed community we've created here! I'm sure everyone would love to see!

My Profile Pic (If you're curious)

Random HCs/Jokes you'll encounter include:

Mammon's long ass toes (the start to this chaos)

Diavolo's croc obsession (link to HC here)

Biblically accurate angel bros + Simeon and Luke

Baby Satan being a crackhead gremlin cat or Adult Satan being a terrifying feral monster.

Star anon freaking everyone out with very cursed very nsfw asks.

Diavolo's horrific fear of pickles.

Animal boyos being animal boyos.

Leviathan is protective snake dad to his precious snabies. All named Henry, of course.

Jesus is the Devildom weed guy. I don't make the rules.

Diavolo has a no so secret jean collection.

> Creation Masterlist <

You and me both. I miss how active this blog used to be. 🥹

Hope you're doing well.

-RueWrites

I wish! I feel like the fandom fell out so hard :(

I still think about you all from time to time! I hope everyone's doing well!

You still have my love. <3 (and fear)

~

Imagining that Diavolo requests Barbatos to clean using this. Because, why not?

"Yeah, the Prince of Devildom definitely has this in his croc closet"

I had no choice but to share.

Lemme dittofy his bf -RueWrites

~Rue

Diavolo and who?

I'm so, so sorry for putting this in your ask but I'm not suffering with this question alone anymore <3

Beel, no questions asked.

I can picture him going around and just.. scooping them up.

An employee: "Sir what are you hiding under your shirt?"

*A plethora of meows erupt from underneath his very lumpy shirt that he is holding rather tight to his body.*

Asmo checking out a new perfume: Hey Satan! What do you think I smell like?~

Satan, without even smelling: Cat.