Sep 25, 2023
I saw this on Twitter and laughed my ass off thinking;
"Yeah, the Prince of Devildom definitely has this in his croc closet"
I had no choice but to share.
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I saw this on Twitter and laughed my ass off thinking;
"Yeah, the Prince of Devildom definitely has this in his croc closet"
I had no choice but to share.
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Who do you think would be more likely to stick his dick the grimace shake? Beel or Solomon? Any other containers to sink into that grimy grimy shake-ussy? 🎤
I'm so, so sorry for putting this in your ask but I'm not suffering with this question alone anymore <3
Beel, no questions asked.
Though Solomon would probably do it for "magic research purposes" or some bullshit
Solomon is a monsterfucker, I firmly believe this. The demons DEFINITELY have more terrifying demon forms, but Solomon (like MC) is a simp with no self preservation.
Like teacher like apprentice
I'm pretty sure this is canon??
asmo's favorite song is ram ranch by grant macdonald and he sings it all the time. here is a taste in case you are unfamiliar.
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big, hard, throbbing co
I genuinely don't even want to know at this point
At the dental office
Asmo, high af, wisdom teeth removed: I wanna suck a dick😥
Lucifer, paying the bills: and I wanna fucking die
Lucifer is a whole ass mood
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Asmo really sucked the soul outta him😂
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Okay but alternatively the conversation-
Diavolo: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAD?
Asmo: HEY I WAS JUST DOING WHAT SIMON SAID
Diavolo: THE ANGEL SAID FOR YOU TO DO WHAT!?
Simeon innocently standing in the corner with no idea what's going on: *waves at them with a sweet smile*
Diavolo: *loses it*
Devildom FBI: sir. We need you to coporate with us and tell us what happened with evidence.
Asmo: well, at 8:24 pm I ran into the king at South Fourth street and we had a long conversation about personal subjects. One thing led to another and before I can develop a clear comprehension and assess my surroundings I was sucking dick by 8:27. I guess my skills were slightly over whelming to the older gentlemen and the extreme emotions he felt resulted in a myocardial infarction. I look up at him around 8:31 and unfortunately the King was no longer responsive 😯
Devildom FBI: 👁👄👁
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WAIT WAIT SO THAT MEANS IT TOOK A SOLID 8 MINUTES FOR ASMO TO HOOK UP WITH AND KILL THE KING? LMFAO I CAN'T WITH THIS
Lucifer: what the hell did you do Asmo!!? What did you do!!?
Asmo: suck dick on accident
Lucifer: HOW THE HELL DID YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT!?
Accidents happen 🤷🏻♀️