Acorns in a Tree

You Will Need:

An old shoe and sock you are prepared to throw away

Thyme

Bay leaves and sage (if you have them, Just thyme is ok too)

Bin NOT in your house

Carrier bag

Pen

Paper

Tape

Write down all the bad shit on a piece of paper. Tape the piece of paper to the bottom of your old shoe. put some thyme, bay leaves and sage inside the shoe.

Go outside, take the carrier bag, old sock and the shoe with you. Also, bring a different pair of shoes and socks you can wear out with you. Put the old sock and shoe on.

STOMP ALL THAT BAD SHIT OUT. FUCK IT. FUCKING ASSHOLE BAD SHIT.

take the shoe and the sock off, put them in the carrier bag. Put your usual shoes and socks on.

Walk to a bin. Do NOT use the bin in your house. We don’t want that bad shit creeping back in do we? If you’re supremely extra and can do so in a safe way, burn the shoe instead.

Throw the shoe in the bin and flip it off for good measure.

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Bonus:

feminist brain: its so stupid that certain soaps are mens or womens. its just a goopy liquid that makes you clean. why does it have to be gendered?

feminist brain: its so stupid that certain soaps are mens or womens. its just a goopy liquid that makes you clean. why does it have to be gendered?

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