OAKENS

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

oh

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

im laughign remember when i made this post

It’s even worse when you’re driving between two of em at the same time lmfao

@noongooflores 😭😭😭

@werewolfmali

SMH

hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time

good morning carly rae jepsen wherever you are

The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text

I need to hit a wider audience and reach out to the android market The shame and panic you feel when you’re using an android

if this ain’t me with my crush,, idk what is