Monday Night War Crimes

I sure do! An I ain' even mad about the joke.

We had the short of it, an' now my partner with the long of it. A well rounded answerin.

As to be expected.

1, but thats more for than of, or solid 8. Depends on the day and what we're doin.

Most of the time 0.25, sometimes a 6. Depends on the situation. Those sixes dont come often. Mind ya. But. They sure do sneak up on ya.

A scintillatin .75 to a fair 4 to 7.5 depends on wether the synth music has begun or not. And wether or not hes got a scheme cookin up.

Kids? This again? Damn it really is the time of the year yall pour the "O5-6 Cowboy Slut Father of the Year" bombs a lil thick ain it?

Well, I was born with'a six shooter an' bad attitude. Always kept my peacemaker close an drink closer. An' I was born this way fully formed wearin the sundays finest whites like they were designed specifically for me.

Agreed. Anything else on the docket of questionin?

Id apologize, but theres always bigger fish. And this certainly aint no small pond.