Pretty Hate Machine

I am Level 5 Foundation Overseer Designation 10 Callsign “Janus”, known on legal documentation as Salt Newport, formerly of the reality construct known colloquially as “Bastardverse”.

Things that are within my jurisdiction:

Recordkeeping

Research of various types

Internal Public Relations

This blog

Contacting the Overseers of the Bastardverse Council

The Petty Affairs Department

Things I am more or less willing to answer, with discretion:

Inquiries about my Command

Inquiries about myself

Inquiries about intra-group relations

Inquiries about anomalous concepts

Requests for paperwork

Requests for files

Requests for contact with my construct

Things that are in no way my problem:

Drama between you and non-Foundation entities

Drama between you and Foundation entities that does not classify as “Petty Affairs”

Whatever is going on with the Br*ght family right now

The fact that you don’t like it when we kick your ass

The consequences of your actions

Actively wrangling other Overseers who are not posing a threat to the mission

Taking care of your children

Are we clear?

OOC Stuff Below Cut

Any advice to someone who isn’t out or who is exploring themselves?

Technically, yes. I was at one point vaguely nonbinary and a lesbian. I have since learned more precise labels and that I do like men. I have consistently been asexual, even without the term.