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okay so i’m talking to this person i’ve met on hinge and we’ve been talking on instagram for like… three days at this point and im at panera break chatting with my friend and then we have phone time and im chatting with the hinge girl and im telling her what i got and my friend goes “oh! are you sending what you got to your mom?” and i- like an idiot- smile awkwardly and say no im talking to Hinge girl and they start yelling at me “just date already! this is litterally gone on for so long by lesbian standards” and i defend myself cause i haven’t “dated” since 2018 cause it was one in 8th and one in 9th and then they’re like “you’re unusual for your kind” and we both are laughing our asses off as quietly as possible since we’re in a panera. i love and hate my friends

I love being a delusional little lesbian because wdym during lunch my work gma and I went to Wendy’s and I had a whole silent gay panic because there was a new girl and my work gma was like looking at her then looking at me with raised eyebrows (where I then proceeded to tell her to shush) and work gma got rung up by someone else and I was rung up by the new girl (cause I only had cash and apple pay and the woman was ringing in through the drive-thru window) so I was kinda a spazz (to myself in what was probably a normal interaction) and after that I get my food while a bunch of people come in and when I get my food but they forgot my sauce so I ask new girl for it and instead of dropping it in my hand she placed it in my hand and our fingers touched and god I’m delusional but let me live my life. I will never be going back because I’m eternally embarrassed.