Nyxthegod

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

I’m popping joints that don’t even exist. Back of the shoulder. Eyeball. Elbow two

Brushed last night. And brushed the night before. My teeth will be brushed tonight, or they'll never shine no more. When you brush, you're clean as you can be, because having fresh brushed teeth will have you feeling sparkly

They're flossing us, they're flossing us, bits of dirt removed from all of us. Thank your lucky stars that you floss so good, 'cause cleaning all your teeth can be a chore

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days