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Let the man speak

He’s right and he should say it

mood: bedridden victorian child

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

will grándmama be there? in the light??

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

Scouts “grass grows, birds fly and brother. I hurt people” was pretty sensational

The sniper has a favorite of mine: “As long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.”

Overwatch wishes it had writing a fraction as good as TF2

PEEKABOO!

This added three years to my life.

fjaogjaorjalkgag *clutches face, heart, and everything else that can be clutched*

@manticoreimaginary @nyebevans @notbecauseofvictories @aerospace-agenda @iconuk01 @themaskismyface @lex1nat0r @blaruu

Fiancé: look, I KNOW we said we should eat out less, BUT [local pizza place] is giving 50% of their proceeds to the women's shelter today, sooooooo

Ground control to major tom…

So long space cowboy

space.. meowboy..

inquisitor: and how much did you do this for? warden: one whole sovereign inquisitor: *quietly fuming* warden: there was also that one time i dug up the scrolls of banaster for some blood mages i never met inquisitor: you did what warden: that was for a whole five sovereigns

Anders you are way too tall to be hiding behind that Templar.