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the scene where snow called sejanus his brother was so funny because 1. you barely even see him as a friend and can't stand his parents but also 2. you're obsessed with him in a way that is not coming across as platonic nor familial. 3. your face is inches from his and you're holding his with both hands. 4. he's insanely homosexual and devoted to you and the reason you're saying all this is because his devotion is straying from you to a rebel cause and unbalancing your obsessions with each other and 5. you doomed him to die like yesterday because of that

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

fellas, have you ever just I WAS YOURS ONCE TIL DEATH IF YOU'D CARED TO KEEP ME BUT I'M SOMEONE ELSE'S NOW AND HE'S MINE IN A WAY THAT SHOCKS YOU SO WHY DON'T STOP BEING SHOCKED AND ATTEND TO YOUR OWN HAPPINESS

Something I like about Maurice is that Alec’s attraction to women didn’t make him less queer or more repressed; it was Clive’s hatred for anything that made him queer or unusual that signaled he was repressed

the plot of hannibal is just gay people going to therapy but it makes them worse

i understand hannibal because i too want to cook a nice warm meal for will graham and provide for him and put him in my pocket and eat him and dress him him up in nice clothes