Sometimes it Works

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Woah, tense."

Subordinate clauses.

What do you call two ravens sitting on an otherwise empty branch?

They make up EVERYTHING!

.. a fish.

He's 0K now..

A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer, but misses by about five feet to the left. A little while later, the chemist shoots at a deer, but misses by about five feet to the right. The statistician gets really excited and yells, "We got 'em!"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A photon is checking into a hotel when the bellhop asks him if he needs help with his luggage. "No thanks," says the photon, "I'm traveling light."