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A faggot’s face is one of the most versatile appliances a Man can own. Here are 20 ways to maximize its use in your home:

Fuck it: This is obvious. A faggot’s throat is essentially a pussy with built-in suction power. Instead of jerking off with your hand, use your faggot’s mouth whenever you need to get off. You can lie back and set it on autopilot for a hands-free blowjob, or you can stand up and fuck the faggot’s face balls-deep as if it were a cunt. Your choice.

Spit on it: Sometimes, a Man just needs to spit. Too much saliva? A bad taste in your mouth? A loogie you need to cough up? Whatever kind of spit it is, call your faggot over and do it on his face or down his throat. The pig will be grateful.

Clean your ass with it: A faggot’s face makes a perfect asswipe. Don’t waste your money on toilet paper or soap. A faggot will clean your asshole no matter what condition it’s in. Have swamp ass driving on a hot day? Pull over and the faggot will clean your sweaty crack up in a jiffy. Need to take a dump? Make sure you’re faggot’s lying next to the toilet so you can take a seat on his face for a cleaning when you’re done. Just back from the gym? Don’t risk getting athlete’s foot in the gym showers; just go home and make your faggot eat you until you’re fresh again.

Piss down it: Unfortunately, most homes don’t come with urinals. As a result, your toilet probably gets covered in piss when you take a leak. Keep your toilet clean by using the faggot’s face, instead. The pig will drink every drop; you’ll never have to clean your toilet again.

Slap it: Bad day at work? Stub your toe? Pissed off at your buddy? Smack your faggot. You’ll feel better.

Use it as a footrest: Sure, you can put your feet up on an ottoman, or the coffeetable, but will it lick them for you when you do? Nope. A faggot’s face will. Try it. It’s a nice way to relax in front of the TV. Put your feet up on the faggot’s face and let it lick your foot funk while you chillax.

Use it as a kleenex: There are never tissues around when you need them. A faggot’s face will do nicely, though. Whether you need to full-on blow your nose, or just want to give it a good pick and need a place to wipe the boogers, your faggot’s face is the perfect solution.

Hang your laundry on it: Sometimes, a piece of dirty laundry just needs to air out before you wear it again or put it in the wash. A faggot’s face works great for this. Hang your dirty socks on it, for instance, or a pair of dirty underwear. The faggot will be happy to sit there like a laundry rack. Admittedly, it doesn’t work as well as bleach, but a faggot’s tongue can be useful for treating stains, too — especially cum stains, piss stains and shit stains, all of which it will happily suck from your dirty towels, underwear, socks and sheets.

Use it as a notepad: Need to write yourself a note? Use the faggot’s forehead. Whether it’s your grocery list or a phone number you need to write down, the faggot will wear it there for as long as you need it. Or, maybe you need to leave the faggot a message? You can write “faggot,” “pig” or “slut” on its forehead, too, so it remembers what it is when it looks in the mirror (faggots are dumb; they need reminders sometimes).

Burp and fart in it: Don’t be embarrassed. You’re a guy. When you belch and fart, you like to smell your own aroma. There’s no shame in it. But wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t have to enjoy the smell by yourself? You like how your burps and farts smell; a faggot will give you validation by affirming that they do, indeed, smell awesome. Or, if you do it in his mouth when you have company over, there won’t be a smell at all, which makes you a good host.

Pour your beer on it: The beer at the bottom of the bottle is just backwash. You don’t want to drink it. So, pour it over the faggot. Plus, he’ll go fetch you a new one.

Use it as a napkin: When eating something messy, like ribs or a burger, keep your faggot kneeling beside you at the table. If he’s been a good faggot, allow him to lick your fingers clean. If not, you can just wipe them on his face. Either works.

Use it as an athletic supporter: Granted, you can’t use a faggot’s face when you’re playing sports or out jogging, but there are still times when your boys get tired of hanging and just need a little extra support. When that happens, call your faggot over and rest your nuts on his face. You keep them there while you watch TV or do work or whatever. The faggot will happily allow your balls to rest on his face in order to give them a break from hanging.

Sit on it: We’ve already established that a faggot’s face is a good asswipe. Even if your ass is clean, however, it can be useful to your ass by serving as a seat. It’s ergonomic, too, as a faggot’s face fits perfectly inside asscrack.

Use it as an erectile aid: Everyone has trouble getting their cock fully hard sometimes. A faggot’s face works well for this. No need for drugs. Stand over it, slap your cock against it a few times, and it will almost always give you full wood. If the face alone isn’t working, try slapping it against the faggot’s tongue, instead.

Use it as deodorant: Don’t waste your money on deodorant. Have your faggot clean your funky pits, instead.

Use it as a cum rag: You never know what to do with your load when you beat off. Sock? Towel? T-shirt? Kleenex? None of the above. Try a faggot’s face or throat, instead, for the easiest possible cleanup.

Use it to polish your shoes: A faggot’s tongue does an excellent job of cleaning dirty shoes and boots.

Use it to clean your toilet: A faggot’s face works well as a toilet. But in the event that you — or your guests — use the porcelain toilet, instead, the human toilet can clean it for you with its tongue. Piss stains and shit stains alike disappear when you use the “magic faggot eraser.” Likewise, take your faggot with you to restaurants, movies, the airport, the gym or the game; in the event that you need to use a public stall or urinal, the faggot will clean it for you first so you don’t have to deal with strangers’ filth.

Humiliation is an important part of every faggot’s training. When a Man humiliates a faggot, He’s teaching him humility (a faggot must remain humble and not allow his ego to get in the way of his ability to serve and obey superior Men), respect (a faggot must learn to show appreciation and esteem to superior Men) and obedience (a faggot must learn to cede all control to superior Men). Plus, it’s just plain fun to embarrass or shame a faggot sometimes — and faggots exist to amuse as much as they do to serve.

Unfortunately, faggots have very little shame. Therefore, it can sometimes be difficult to imagine new ways to humiliate them. With that in mind, i’ve created a the following list of 56 ways for Men to humiliate Their faggots. Go forth, Men, and have fun playing with your subs!

Make him wear a butt plug and send him to the gym to workout — ensuring that he changes and showers in the locker room with the butt plug still in.

Cum on his face or in his hair, then send him out to run errands for You; make it clear that he’ll be severely punished if he returns and You discover that he’s wiped the cum off.

Call or text him at will and order him to piss his pants and send You a picture of it. If You do it when You know he’s out in public — at a bar, perhaps, or on the train during their evening commute home from work — even better.

Serve him his dinner in a dog bowl and make him eat it — sans utensils — kneeling like an animal on the floor next to You while You sit and eat Your dinner at the table like the Man You are.

Make him serve as a piece of furniture — a footrest, perhaps, or a coffee table on which people can set their drinks — during Your next party.

Make him address You as “Sir” in public. He should already be doing it in private, but addressing You that way in public will take Your power dynamic to a whole new level. To kick it up yet another notch, make him call You “Master.”

Outfit him with an ashtray mouth gag and station him on Your patio for smokers to use during Your next get-together.

Spontaneously order him to jerk off to completion in front of You or others in a random or inopportune time and/or place. Then, make him eat his load.

Forbid him from using the restroom for the day and make him wear a diaper, instead. Let him know you’ll be inspecting the diaper later, so he’d better make use of it.

Make him use the bathroom — piss and/or shit, Your choice — in front of You or others.

Perform an unannounced strip search and/or cavity check in an unexpected time or place — out at a bar, for instance, or in the parking lot when You’re out running errands.

Piss or cum into his food; make him eat it while You watch.

Forbid him to walk in front of You; faggots have to crawl on all fours.

Lock him in a cage naked during Your next party and let Your guests ogle at him like a zoo animal.

Dress him in slutty clothes and send him out in public to run errands for You.

Make him give himself an enema while You watch.

Make him use the urinal in a public mensroom with his pants around his ankles; or, if he has to shit, make him do so in a stall with the door wide open. Alternatively, or in addition, require that he always keep the door wide open when he’s using the bathroom at home.

Make him wear a leash and collar in Your presence. Or, even better, out in public.

Forbid him from making eye contact with You.

Handcuff him in public.

Make him kneel in a public restroom with the word “toilet” written on his forehead.

Lock his cock in a chastity device.

Lock his cock in a chastity device, then make him change at the gym, the swimming pool, the beach, etc., with the cock cage on.

Shave his head.

Shave all his body hair.

Scold him like he’s a little boy.

Reprimand him in public when he does something bad.

Spank him in public.

Write “faggot” on his face or body with suntan lotion, then take him sunbathing and let the sun “brand” him.

Make him wear a T-shirt out in public that says “i’m a faggot,” or “slave,” or “pussyboy,” or “cumdump.”

Put him in a timeout, standing naked in the corner facing the wall for a period of time.Spit in his face — bonus if it’s a loogie — and make him keep it there to dry. Forbid him from wiping it off.

Take him to the bathhouse with messages like “breed me” or “i drink piss” or “cocksucker” written all over his body in permanent marker.

Next time he’s eating Your ass, rip a fart in his face.

Next time You take a dump, take Your finger — or even Your turd itself — and wipe a streak of shit on his upper lip. Demand that he wear Your shit mustache there all day.

Make him suck a dildo in a public place — in the car on the highway during rush hour, for example — so others can see.

Only allow him to use the bathroom outside, like a dog.

Make him eat things out of Your ass.

Gag him with Your cock until he pukes, then make him lick up his vomit.

Make him sleep on the floor next to your bed, instead of in the bed.

Slap him. Hard.

Make him lick your shoes or boots — on command, in public.

Pee next to him at the urinal when You’re out and about; turn and face him so that You piss on him instead of in the urinal. Laugh, and make him walk around with Your piss all over him.

Make him wipe Your ass for Your. Either with toilet paper, with his hand or with his tongue. All three are extremely humiliating.

Make him verbally recite a list of five, 10, 20 — whatever — things he loves and admires about You.

Cut or a rip a hole in the seat of his pants and send him out wearing them without underwear on underneath.

Give him an enema and then take him on a walk around the neighborhood with it still in. Make sure he’s wearing light-colored pants or shorts. Heheheh.

Make him flash his hole to strangers in the car on the highway, at a rest stop, or another location of Your choosing.

Whenever You need to use the toilet — at home or in public — escort him in with You and make him lick it clean for You so you have a pristine place to relieve Yourself.

Clip a clothes pin to his tongue and make him say “i am a faggot” 10 times until he’s drooling all over himself.

After you fuck him, hose him off naked in the yard like a dirty animal.

Make him approach a stranger and “confess” something dirty and embarrassing. Like, “Hello, i’m a faggot, and i like to sniff Men’s asses.” Or, “Hello, i’m a faggot, and my cunt is filled with cum right now.” Or, “Hello, i’m a faggot, and i drink piss.”

Make him make animal noises for You on command: “Bark like a dog!” Or, “Meow like a cat!” Or, “Show me what sound a pig makes!”

Make him clean his cunt every time he shits. Pre-mix a cleaning solution for him to use — Your piss, perhaps, mixed with some dish soap — and store it in a spray bottle labeled “fag bath” or “cunt cleaner.” Make him display this cleaner next to the toilet in his home, where any guests are sure to see it.

Take him into a photobooth and make him pose for pictures with Your cock in his mouth, then walk away and make him leave the pictures for the next patron to find — not knowing who will find them or what they’ll do with them.

Make him approach a stranger at a bar, in a bathroom or at a sex club and beg for their cock, piss or cum.