work is stupid. when am i going to get a letter in the mail from a mysterious relative i never met before and inherit a rustic castle somewhere in europe?

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

and god forbid you get Aware again in the middle of your combo because your brain will try to take over and it will do a shit job of it

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

this is such a cute picture of us...!!