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tiktok just out here not letting anyone forget about the iconic delivery of that simple word. can you believe you are basically a meme? we love being a dramatic bitch, keep it up! i always feel low key shocked when anyone brings up hell raiser and i am the same as far as no sequel. just have to deal with that heart break, i guess!

tiktok is seconds away from making everyone hate my voice if they don't let up on the viral sounds, but i do love reposting all the cool people who use those lines in their videos. it's an unbelievably surreal experience and an adjustment, obviously but who doesn't want to become a meme at least once in their life? besides it scored me so many cool points with my cousins and for that reason alone, i’m here for the meme girl title. being a dramatic bitch is a lifestyle choice and one i strive to live by. did it give me nightmares? absolutely. did it also make you an instant and forever horror baddie in my eyes? sí. is horror a genre you'd want to continue to explore?

goddamn, that was my second guess. it's comforting to know we're twinning in the sudden and nauseating rise to fame department. who knew so many people loved hockey romance and indie horror? thank you so much. i'm so proud of you, too and i apologize for not singing your praises sooner. oh? you do know what the next question out of my mouth is, right? who's the special lady? tell me everything. i'm happy for you, though. you deserve some good in the middle of all the chaos. i saw that rare beauty was hinting at an off campus campaign, and if that is true, please hook a girl up with selena's number or free make-up. i'm not picky.

HUDDY: still in fuckass paris rn. not surprised the glasses got left behind but also not bothered by it either. fuckboy lumberjack is going to end up being a new trend this summer, just watch. all the hottest people will be rocking plaid again. if you didn’t like her, would you be keeping the glasses? is she finally the key to getting my shit back and not tossed outside? 🤨

i'm so sorry, who are you? wait, don’t tell me … are you the guy from that canadian hockey show? come on, as if i could ever forget you. between the intense promo tour for obsession and a fashion show invite, i've discovered how unprepared i am at balancing work and a healthy social life without accidentally ghosting. help me mend my bad friend rep and dish on what's been new with you, bel.

not to be dramatic but i think there should be a rule against putting horror movie trailers as ads. what reason is there to scare the life out of someone before they watch their nightly asmr to fall asleep?! plus, it always seems to be the ones that take forever until you can skip it. who can make this rule a thing? i'm losing my mind. @limelightblvdstarters

if you lead the "no horror movie trailers as ads" campaign, i will make the picket signs and stand outside youtube headquarters. there's literally no reason to have multiple jump-scares playing in the middle of me watching a gamer game. like i enjoy my sleep without the fear of a sleep paralysis demon chilling in the corner of my room, thank you. a good ad blocker can be your best friend, though. i would suggest subscribing to youtube premium if i didn't think they deliberately put scary ads on unrelated videos to get more subscribers. that's my tin foil hat theory and i’m standing by it.

i cannot stop hearing you go, no, no, no, no etc. seriously, i'm sure you've heard this a bunch but you killed with that role. obsession is probably one of my favorite movies that has come out recently. @nvrrtte

if it's any consolation, the tiktok algorithm has had me whispering "no, no, no, no, no" at any minor inconvenience even more than i already do since filming because it's a, catchy as hell and b, i'm a dramatic bitch. that means so much coming from you. your performance in hellraiser was truly so inspirational and to this day, i’m still salty we never got a sequel.

possibly. i mean, we do have a new album coming out soon and that means lots of new songs, with lots of chances to do a music video with you. the path is set out for us to pop that girlband mv cherry of yours. strawberry matcha and friendship? you've got yourself a deal. quickest i've ever said yes to something.

this is your third ep, right? that’s so exciting. oh please, your girl is ready and waiting for that call. just don't tell sombr you won me over so quickly, because he definitely had to work a little harder for my time.

You must be hearing this everywhere you go now, but you're going to hear it from me too. Obsession is so good and I hope it wins all of the awards. While Michael did an amazing job as Bear, you really are the star of the movie. There were no special effects, or so I've heard, and you being able to do all that and make people uneasy with just your facial expressions is amazing. I used to watch that Superman show you were on, but have to say that this is my favorite role of yours. How was the whole experience for you though? @nvrrtte

obsession is the hot topic these days, especially now that it’s hit digital platforms so i get it. my days are spent only talking to press about the movie that i don’t think i know how to talk about anything other than my girl nicki. awe, thank you. the whole experience was just incredible. i couldn’t be more grateful that curry saw something in my audition that spoke to him because joining his little indie baby with such a talented, hardworking crew was the most rewarding experience as an actor. also speaks to why so many people love it. you can tell when you’re watching a projec where the people behind it are extremely passionate about what they’re making. i guess you’d know a little something about projects gaining popularity, right? were you expecting off campus to blow up the way it did?

𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓉𝑜: inde navarrette