Lukadrienette

everyone wants to performatively love birdgirls but nobody wants a tender & loving beakjob...i see how it is

NOT TENDER. PESIS LACERATED.

i see how it is...

HOPITAL

my beakjob technique is literally CSA certified. file number 5043 class 4411-01.

NEED 1813-01

...liquid tight flexible conduit?

NOT LIQUID TIGHT ANYMORE GOT HOLES IN IT

y'know i think this would make a pretty romantic first date

(weak from blood loss) dinner's... on me...

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

my stuffed animal could woop 100 agent smiths

We Need You.

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

nintendo direct tomorrow they will announce xenoblade kart