pardon my french but

it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.

Hay now, that’s how I-I get these locks of luscious emerald, the rock’n roll lifestyle ain’t for everyone mama

somehow, even after nearly twenty years of this damned website, they’re still coming up with new ideas

Brian

there are people trying to talk to you on discord

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

polyamarous icon? your grandfather has a secret family

my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

Rest in Peace Iceman