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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

instead of sending people to prison we should just make them eat the little stringy things off bananas

my blog will make you horny ;)

Follow this relatable tumblr, you wont regret it

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god