𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙛 𝙞 𝙘𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 ?

★ ·.·´¯`·.·★ [ Austin Butler ] ★·.·´¯`·.·★

doodle??

I love you fifteen……………………..

# : write a headcanon based on one of your side muses / npcs

“ the divorce crashed my laptop . ” “ you come into my dms and make a fool of me ? ” “ you come into my house , fuck my wife , say my mother has ligma . ” “ i’m gonna block you now . you’re the worst , and i hate you . ” “ is [name] on our shitlist for this ? ” “ i’ll annex a small nation for you . ” “ the ghost in my keyboard keeps turning my pc on . ” “ i’m gonna dropkick a grown woman . ” “ strong crackhead vibes here . ” “ i get money soon . soap will be mine . and i will eat it . ” “ i have the oldest xbox known to man . ” “ i’m the meat clown ! ” “ cacca rot , lol . ” “ i’m about to eat a frozen fry , ama . ” “ give me one reason i should let you live . ” “ you shouldn’t let me live . pull the trigger . ” “ I’M SORRY , [NAME] . I DIDN’T MEAN TO UNDERMINE YOUR AUTHORITY . ” “ mansplain me some more . ” “ HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY IF YOU’RE NOT SELLING YOUR GAMER NB/GIRL/BOY BATH WATER ? ” “ can he see one tit before he dies ? ” “ whoeth herest , iseth getting thine ass ate ? ” “ my brain like , is shutting down because of you speakin’ shakespearian or some shit . ” “ ok , i’m goin’ bald . ” “ real men call the cops on baldies . ” “ [name] is gonna snatch my wig on wednesday . ” “ [name] told me to shut up so they could listen to a song about a worm . ” “ it’s because i’m on crack , apparently . ” “ think i can bring back kony 2012 ? ” “ you watch family guy , you have no right to judge me . ” “ how do you know what dick cheese smells like ? ” “ ALSO I MADE A RAYGUN , DO YOU WANNA SEE ? ” “ hehe . it’s meat . ” “ i have a baby radar . ” “ you’re so pretty . it’s gross . ”