can you tell me a bedtime story?
If a 5 hour late bedtime story is good, sure.
Once upon a time, there was a little pillbug who wanted to be a hero. It wandered from town to town, searching for the best quest. In the quaint village of... uh, Baaa.... Baldiville. In the quaint village of Baldiville, it found that quest, and made that its life mission.
A crooked centipede rapscallion got in its way and, taking sharp.. mandibles (?), the centipede ripped the pillbug's carapace apart, leaving it there to bleed out.
But the pillbug survived.