OHHH...! OHOHOHO!

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

Ok kicked from my dnd group again cuz they want to spend all day doi g stupid shit pod cast shit all day like fucking the elf or the animal when im trying so hard and putting so much emotional effort into making sure we have food do eat its a world of evil so its very easy to becoming a starving person and the dungeoneer doesnt even have rules for how to make my type of food so its not imersive whaysoever yup just keep smothering that elf cock

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

alright im done put me in the heart locket