NuggetGnome

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

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*wiggles my antennae at you*

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

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Call his penis the bendy ink machine the way it shoots out black... sperm... Wait what. That's not normal dude

Like all great artists, i am unappreciated in my time

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

I don't get it. What's the problem with letting deer in your yard? What's the stigma

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

Me when i find out who killed the radio star