i just never want to see elon musk happy
i think he should be torn apart by lions.
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i just never want to see elon musk happy
i think he should be torn apart by lions.

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
this reminds me of “Vlad the Astrophysicist” by Peter Mulvey! space is too large and time is too long.
i love the comfort characters meme and this needed to leave my head. i love two (2) dropouts with the initials M.B.
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Hannibal (2013-2015) Interview with the Vampire (2022-)
the parallels between these shows are insane methinks. iwtv’s mizumono is the thing lay still.
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my confession for the day is I have absolutely no idea what the saying “for the birds” means. i have tried using context clues and it has NOT helped. i hate the english language and idioms
Thinking about the poisonous garf cups today.

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if i had a nickel for every time my favorite show was about gay people who didn’t quite manage to run away with each other, i’d have like 4 nickels. which is too many.
shut the fuck up. everyone shut up. like 6 now
i’m like a manic pixie dream girl except i’m not a girl and i’m really annoying
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today my friend told my mom she should get a tumblr (she shouldn’t.) and she said “like the gay sex app?” she thought tumblr was grindr for lesbians.
ur on a “study date” with him, i’m in his basement breaking the laws of nature. we are not the same

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if i had a nickel for every time my favorite show was about gay people who didn’t quite manage to run away with each other, i’d have like 4 nickels. which is too many.
listen i like nbc hannibal a lot, but it is endlessly vexing that they literally find one of hannibal’s fingerprints on a victim and then they are like “noooo…. will said the evidence would lead us away from the killer….” and then literally never bring that up again. pls guys