i love wings of fire

“Spain has fallen to North African migrants!” Bro, you promise? Al-Andalus 2? Second Islamic Golden Age?

When you hear the news that there is a growing life expectancy gap between republicans and democrats partially because of the right-wing anti-science conspiracies that have taken hold (especially after COVID) you’re like “Lol. They owned the libs so hard they died.” and then you remember these are the same people having 6+ kids to populate the polls with their white Christian children and medically neglecting them. Then you squint at the data and realize it is not measuring voter data and life expectancy but life expectancy in red areas vs. blue areas and you realize that voter suppression, corruption, racism and poverty is actually killing the people in these places faster than the national average, not their own reactionary views. And you’re so angry it’s being presented like it’s their fault they’re dying.

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need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

one william degrees outside

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

it’s so fun to troll misogynists dude. I know it’s not healthy but oh my God it is so fun. a MGTOW incel-type will be on a paragraphs level rant about how women are “never held accountable for their actions” and you can just butt in and start defending women for everything. they do not care about statistics and proof but they do care that you’re ready and willing to defend gold-digging and ‘parental alienation’. and then just keep confusing and annoying them by going lower and lower to the point you’re saying facetious bullshit no rational human actually believes like “Women should be allowed to kill their husbands if they’re pissing them off.” reverse the genders and these are things these misogynists are insinuating and agreeing with on other posts but they don’t realize it

Historically the Greeks (very broad version of that term) have indeed had a lot of military victories but it’s never not funny when they go “pfft what they can’t do anything they’re just barbarians” and then immediately get punched into next Tuesday

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.