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A local Japanese activist from a notable conservative, nationalist activist group, Arakasa 'Jones' Waru has been gaining traction on social media for his advocacy of a similar solution to the issue. "TikTok is a medium of Communist Subversion of the Japanese People!", he shouted today outside of the Diet, unaware that members were in recess for the season. "We ought to ban TikTok Now!". However, polls have shown that most Japanese people are still unaware of the TikTok Ban idea, and those who know about it, are spilt roughly equally on the idea. A man who was interviewed replied, "TikTok ban? What? How can I watch the entirety of The Sopranos for free if they ban it?"

Noted political commentator Jenii Ma has commented recently on the turmoil happening in the diet of Japan. "It is heartening to finally see the representatives who we pay oh so much finally write something. However, it looks like they have some issues with the US bases in Okinawa. What these issues have to do with article 9 is anyone's guess."

Notable political columnist Timoshii Kuu for The Kyoto Post has commented on the current debate raging in the Diet of Japan with a scathing essay titled " All talk no action in the diet?" Timoshii mentioned the lack of a roadmap to a bill addressing the debate on article 9. Although she commended the actions of some representatives in raising points, she wonders why there is a lack of conclusive substantive writing for the resolution. Timoshii echoed the comments made by Seannu Suguwara on his podcast, saying "Although he may have made those comments in protest, even mainstream commenters may have to take a similar view into consideration, given the lack of bills even proposed or shown in the diet recently."

Seannu is quoted as saying "The government has a duty to protect its nation, and to protect its nations interests. In recent times, the Diet has convened to discuss the issue of amendments to Article 9, but seemingly have been sitting on their asses and no progress has been made? he Japan Herald even showed a photo of a clique of ministers dining in a 3 star ramen restaurant! Apparently there hasn't even been discussion of any of the clauses in a bill yet, yet alone any bills that have been raised! What do we even pay these people for!"

Our reporters have also received a anonymous tip from someone who identified themself as a backbencher, saying: "What are these fellas doing! Not even finding a big oil field in the middle of Japan could attract the US to come back to us if this goes on."

gaza conflict is ongoing but my nation is still arguing the definition of war. please get things done quickly, cant even get the self-defence forces settled, sign my ballot paper is wasted