NT enigma

ENTJ: 0%. Even in the rare cases when they are socially awkward, people around them don’t notice, as they are too busy crying/running for their lives.

ENTP: Around 30%. They think it’s 0%, but IT’S NOT. TRUST ME.

INTP: Over 9000. Do I really need to explain myself on this one?

enfp: *walks into room* 

enfp : *smiles*

Infj: 

Tells them to shut up: ESTP, ISTP, ESTJ, ISTJ

Backlashes with perfect comeback: ENTP, INTJ

Takes it as a personal attack: ISFP, INFP, ENTJ

Apologizes for some reason: ISFJ, INFJ, ENFJ,

Will probably cry: ESFJ, ESFP, ENFP

ENTP: overall a good student but they go out every Friday night to drink away their pain and get wasted – regrets it each week but will not stop until they feel like their life is going somewhere, never takes anyone’s advice

ESTP: they don’t look as dead inside but they’re the deadest inside, probably only passing their math classes because they make their friend tutor them once in a while, they act stupid but they really arent tho

ENFP: Asks all their friends to teach them things because they feel like asking the teachers will make them look bad, most likely to openly have a mental breakdown during class every other week, will get far in life if they stopped procrastinating

ESFP: They were getting ready for this since freshman year of highschool. They were preparing themselves. They truly, honestly were. But somewhere along the way, they lost it. What did they lose? yes.

ENTJ: mastered the superiority complex face four years ago and somehow they just keep improving it, gets through their classes easily, thinks college is chill (actually not haha psyche that’s what they want you to think)

ENFJ: Started to consider dropping out of college back in high school, probably more interested in the fine arts classes, lowkey scares everyone but they dont realise it and they get genuinely surprised when people tell them that they’re kinda scary

ESFJ: They used to be one of the top students in high school but they became a little better than mediocre in college due to stress stress stress, really self conscious, poor thing pls show them warmth in this cold cruel world

ESTJ: Often seen as the leaders during those dreadful, wrenched group projects and their group almost always gets the highest score. Wants to become a dictator but those weren’t the options

INTP: They treat college like highschool, but like a really hardcore highschool. Sure, they can get the studying done easily and (somehow) get pretty good grades but everything else is like climbing Mt. Everest. “Okay but how do you expect me to go out there and–and BUY things?? Why did they think leaving me alone was a good idea. I’m so malnourished”

INTJ: mental breakdowns every other day that last like ten minutes, sits in the front of the classroom, sort of a teacher’s pet but not in the obnoxious way yknow man they just wanna get through life successfully

ISFP: Average by day, dreamer by night. They’re doing fine so far but whenever they have free time, they plan on how to escape from civilisation and build a cabin in the middle of the woods in Alaskan wilderness. Stress free and hey! no diploma necessary

ISTJ: they sit in the middle of the classroom and aren’t really seen studying (ever) but somehow pass with a grade that’s better than half of the class, they’ll go days without shopping and binge shop whenever they do

ISTP: Only raises their hand whenever they come up with a smartass comment to piss off the teachers but the teachers cant get rid of them because other than that they’re [ISTP] actually good students, goes on backpacking trips during free weekends to get away from everyone

INFP: Probably failed their first year because they really, genuinely, had no idea what the shit they were doing, needs to be reminded of what to do next all the time, intelligent but lazy

INFJ: The really approachable one who probably wants to be a biology teacher and everyone loves them as a student teacher. Reeaallly popular but not in a bad way and they probably have sparkles trailing behind them wherever they go

ISFJ:

ESFJ:

INTJ:

ENTJ:

INTP:

ENTP:

ISFP:

ESFP:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

INFP:

ENFP:

ISTP:

ESTP:

ISTJ:

mbti types as enzymes

mbti types as bees

mbti types as sharks

mbti types as midlife crisises

mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents

mbti types as manifestations of ennui

mbti types as star wars plotholes

mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise? 

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle 

ISTP: Hand

ESTP: Butt ;)

ISFP: Near the belly button

ESFP: Earlobe

ISTJ: Elbow

ESTJ: Under the chin

ISFJ: Chest

ESFJ: Near the eyebrow

INFP: On the big toe

ENFP: Right in the middle of a cheek

INFJ: In the heart *wind blows*

ENFJ: Near another freckle (so it doesn’t feel alone)

INTP: In the brain

ENTP: IN the belly button

INTJ: Is too cool for freckles

entj: ceo shark. *jaws theme plays*

intj: is better than u shark. Qualifies for jaws theme but only because of scary reputation and not cos your actually evil.

entp: argumentative but in a kinda sexy way shark. No jaws theme for you, we all know your all bark and no bite.

intp: shark that can’t get a date. Definitely too pathetic for jaws theme, no one’s ever gonna be scared of you tbh.

estp: a shark that lives for the moment. most deserving shark of jaws theme music.

istp: badass shark *rides into the sunset on motorbike while jaws theme plays*

estj: also badass shark but plays by da rules. Qualifies for jaws theme.

istj: shark that lives a respectable life, but sadly too respectable for jaws theme.

enfj: shark that is friends with many other sharks. Secret manipulative side means you get jaws theme music.

infj: a shark that can see into your very soul. Doesn’t play jaws theme because they wouldn’t want to upset anyone with it.

enfp: a shark that wishes it was the rainbow fish. The rainbow fish doesn’t need jaws theme music.

infp: sensitive shark. Refuses to accept jaws theme music as it’s too common and cliche to properly represent them.

esfj: dear mother shark. Too kind for jaws theme music.

isfj: shark that reads book while eating home made cookies. Tries to convince people they can be scary, but no one’s falling for it so doesn’t qualify for jaws theme music.

esfp: entertaining shark. Deserving of jaws theme music.

**ONE SPOILER AHEAD; PROCEED WITH CAUTION**

Kylo Ren doesn’t know his hero Darth Vader rejoined the good guys at the last minute: ESFJ, ISFJ

Sidious doesn’t make an effort to stop the Rebels until he tries to kill Luke: ENTP, INTP

The Jedi rarely use the all-powerful force in battle even though it’s useful: INFJ, ENFJ

Kenobi doesn’t recognise the two droids that he so faithfully worked with for many years: ESFP, ENFP

Luke takes three days of training to be able to match Vader: ESTP, ISTP

The Empire builds a second Death Star with the same flaws as the first: ISFP, INFP

Leia doesn’t react to any of the traumatizing events that befall her such as her home planet being destroyed: INTJ, ISTJ

ENTP: exorcise

ENTJ: exercize

INTP: exarcise

INTJ: Guys, wtf it is exercise -_-

ENFP: exeeercise

ENFJ: eksercize

INFP: eksercise

INFJ: exersise

ESTP: exercisse

ESTJ: exircize

ISTP: exarcise

ISTJ: ixercise

ESFP: exercis

ESFJ: eksarciz

ISFP: iksarcise

istp

isn’t really that shitty

long car rides

might let you win at mario kart

isfj

cute couples grocery shopping

can bake

has great music taste

enfp

surprise hugs

will stay up late with you

just imagine movie nights

adorable oversharing of things they like

estj

wants you to be your best

chivalry is not dead

they have good wifi

intp

will share cool wikipedia articles with you

never run out of things to talk about

i mean they never leave the house so lots of time together i guess

istj

will bring you flowers the saps they are

your parents love them

enjoys cliche romance more than they will admit

esfp

probably super hot tbh

never boring

really good at hugging

estp

good hair

always ready to make out

aLWAYS

entp

sometimes they’re funny

memes

might share their pizza with you if you ask nicely

well why not

enfj

couples halloween costumes probably

wants to buy you things

says i love you a lot

esfj

always texts back

will mother you

is friends with all your friends

infp

bOOKSTORES

will share a love for dogs

too large sweaters

infj

just wants you to be happy

doesn’t judge

listening to music together

intj

um

they own a cat

how about we forget this dating thing and just pet the cat

isfp

is adorable

makes playlists for you probably

good company

entj

will fight people for you

is good at gifting