Mira

Wage regressor who gets paid less than you

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Sending a utility top to Chicago in exchange for two prospects (the next two girls to transition there have to move here instead)

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts