Mira

noone cuts butter with cold knives anymore

they should invent remembering to take your meds

i'm so glad I have an important deadline approaching so I can finally clean my room

emotional responses are deeply evolutionarily advantageous in any animals that are making complex decisions and behaviors (in many vertebrates, say) because they act as a reinforcer for a behavior. a bird taking a vigorous bath in a puddle is probably happy because if that behavior didnt elicit a positive feeling they wouldn't do it (it is dangerous to be on the ground and wet!). if an animal can feel fear, which i think is a less contested assertion to make, then it can certainly feel the opposite, that is, happy.

the princess demands a kissie. AND ALSO. a hug. AND. 5 hours of cuddling !

my girl, you have puppy autism, here's some treats, and the love you never got as a child 😄

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that