NPC Haven

Um.... I don't actually know how many of the guys on-board the HAVEN airship consider themselves twinks... but I think there's a couple?

I know Xa'dyth, Mikhail, Minho, and maybe Sebastian and Lucius fit the bill, but I think Sebastian only fits because of the whole Elf thing, and Lucius is just really sickly.

technically no, but... he did have a crush on him, back in the conservatory. which, like, normally i wouldn't consider a reason, but... there was NOTHING in this man's diary planning murder, just like... really sloppy handwriting...

like he wasn't fully awake, or something.

I do...!

It started as a name for a stuffed owlcat he won for me at the Sagittarius Festival in Karak'tor, Aetheria... but... it was really meant for him, the whole time.

Firstly, I am straight. That microlabel is not applicable to me. Secondly... no? I am not nearly hairless enough for that. I think my friends have, ah... jokingly referred to me as a "straight cub" though, if that helps you with your.... imagination.

Do you:

a) stick your 11 year old in the sink to lick the dishes clean

or

b)

Thank you for your consideration on this manner.

Sincerely, @ask-tjd

hey babes! zavine here.

uhhhhhhhhhhh NO?

- Levi

ohhhhhh, you've got it bad, don't you, babyboy?~

well, luckily for you, i'm a huuuuuuuge fan of spilling the proverbial tea! not sure who you're interested in (wink wink) but let's see:

so far, kilaele (kiara and laele) and minkhail (my best ever besties mikhail and minjun) are sweethearts! maurélie (my ballerina besties manon and aurélie) have been dating since they both presented (around 13-14)! there's guck (fuck and gorg, kiara's parents), lukáš and andré are in a hella spicy fwb sitch, and then sebastian was having a little situationship with our old paladin lawrence, but... i'm pretty sure that's not a thing anymore, based on sebbie's mood these past few months.

as for up and coming... it's looking like sun'dyth (our resident angry himbo sunwoo and the ever-stoic historian xa'dyth) are moving from a slow burn to a hot, sizzling boil, at the moment, too! odette's not subtle about her adorable crush on andré, but marcy (marceline)'s a little more coy. pretty sure emilia's got a little crush on a certain handsome orc, too... luckily, not the same one hime seems to be interested in! and, luckily for hime, i think her possible crush might be totally possibly crushing on her too...~ as for clever... it's looking like they have their eyes on someone...~ lucius seems particularly hot and bothered over someone else, and seamus has a bit of weird tension with sebbie, now that i think about it, but that's mostly speculation....

there's totes more, but i'll save that for another day! can't spill all the tea at once...

hime (in my eyes), for sure! <3

THIS IS LEVI FROM, LEVI

YOOOOOOOO, i’m always in the market for more workout buddies!!!

I was very disappointed when I read that you had declined my thoughtful and heartfelt invitation. I also took notice of your “tag” referring to me as a so called “Dragon chaser”. I wanted to assure you that I am no such thing, I am simply deeply attracted to the power, beauty, and mystery of all Dragons! Perhaps when we meet you can demonstrate to me your shifted form!

As for my thoughts on our future union. I ask you to reconsider your stance on allowing me to court you. Your current lover seems… not up to the level of which one would expect a Dragon to be courting at. Are you even aware of what his flower is? I think not.

I look forward to your agreeable response,

- Yours

Hmm… that’s very presumptuous of you. You seem to be painting a picture of me based on one trait—not to mention one I can’t control—not good practice. Your art must be awfully one-dimensional—no wonder your words are so dull.

As for my partner, you have no place to speculate on something you clearly have a minimal understanding of. My boyfriend makes me extremely happy, and I will not tolerate lies about the people I love.

I did! It was several months ago, but I still remember it, clear as the crystal sky…

There were so many beautiful outfits there… faces were hard to tell apart—obviously—but the costumes were gorgeous!

The prettiest of all, though, was the Black Swan. He looked more like a crow or a raven to me, but… he was beautiful. I’m a bit clumsy (and not in the cute way. I knock over vases and literally walk into doorframes often, especially when I’m… bigger…), and I nearly faceplanted in front of him, but he caught me in his big, strong arms…

It was like I was dreaming, looking up into his pretty violet eyes… and then he asked me to dance, and I nearly combust right then and there. He was so chivalrous… he kissed my knuckles, like I was some sort of prince, and not just… not just a gisaeng, there to work the crowd…

I had so many dreams after, of my mysterious dance partner rescuing me from some dungeon or another, and we would ride off together on a glorious Wyrm steed…

This feels like an attack on my height. I will have you know, I am rather tall for an Eladrin!

:D!!!!!!! Thank you! That fish is beautiful!

I kiss your hand, and invite you to join me for a date in the palace gardens. I have many qualifications which shall endear you to me as a well matched partner. Firstly, I am a courtesan of the Kingdom of Alune. Secondly, my flower is that of the Gladiolus…very prestigious. Lastly, I have the utmost respect and reverence for Dragons… and well as a deep attraction to them. Please reply as soon as possible, as I wish to begin courting you posthaste!

- Yours

… I’m… I’m flattered, but I’m already courting someone. No.

- Levi

It was not quite clear to whom this was addressed, but I suppose I will respond for the masses.

There are… as many of us as you can address asks to. If you do not specify your target, the responder will be chosen at random, according to this arbitrary rule which I just instated.