Spaghetti Man

Or Is It? - Submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

[text]: well, i know that roland doesn’t have a sense of humor so you can’t be him

[text]: my name’s eddie, by the way. Not Richie, not bill. Eddie. And that’s not short for anything either, it’s just eddie. Eddie dean.

[text]: i’m asking about a gun that may or may not be casted from Excalibur. Like, the sword or whatever. Would you believe me if i said it’s a revolver now? Like, point and shooty kinda bullshit? The ol west is really makin a comeback

[text]: Wait, I'm sorry for the allcaps! You're definitely not Richie.

[text]: I'm Eddie too!!!!! :D :D :D :D But not Eddie Dean, LOL.

[text]: wow. Special kind of lucky happening tonight finding another eddie. How are we gonna figure this one out? Should you be eddy and I’ll be eddie or should i be ed and you be eddie? Or do one of us go by our last name? This is really important to me.

[text]: Oh! Well, Eddie is short for Edward, so you can call me that! What are the chances of this!! I'm still new to this, LOL.

[text]: Oh man! That sounds like quite the adventure! I've been through quite my own. What are the odds!

[text]: there's straight up nothing you or I can do about it but I can tell you about it

[text]: *mean

[text]: That sounds terrible!!! D: Is the cowboy okay??

[text]: I got killed by a clown.

[text]: I mean I got better!! :)

[text]: But I woke up in the wrong decade and possibly the wrong world. :(