Caught in the Breadlights

Hey if you have a favorite window does it mean it’s a “bae” window?

Climbo

“You know how it is in quarantine, you eat your breakfast and then you get your pussy smashed.” -An Honest to God thing Eddie Dean just said right now, in my hearing, no joke, even though it’s April 1st 2020.

Joke’s on you, I’m a fool year round!

Please I need sleep

Listen this is gonna sound weird but I’ve been sharing a body with Randall Flagg for months now and it’s way better than sharing it with a fucking space clown 

if you think a few months of hiding from a dumb virus is bad try 27 years of hiding from a clown 

eat spiders see if I care

hey I’ve been possessed by an evil space clown for like 8 months but who’s counting?

If “there” wasn’t spelled three different ways I wouldn’t fucking misspell it all the time god