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Impulse and Bdubs are the quintessential lovey dovey immediately enamored soulmate au

Ren, Big B, Jimmy, and Tango are all playing out platonic soulmate aus

Etho and Joel have only half playing attention to their genre, they think it’s either an action movie with a gimmick or a heist for everyone else’s grain

Grian and Scar are playing out a reluctant soulmate au

Scott and Pearl are playing out an angsty dissection of the soulmate au

Scar: I don’t know, let me check.

Scar proceeds to pull out a goat horn and make as loud a sound as humanly possible

Impulse: WHO IS USING A GOAT HORN AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

He’s done it in the road trip with Mumbo (asking to sleep in a random stranger’s lawn) and he’s done it in hermitcraft a few times (this season impulse gave him a full set of enchanted diamond armor like- how the heck did that happen???)

Grian is also one of the best business men on the server, he can definitely convince you to give him all of your diamonds. Which also explains how people can’t get mad at him for too long.

His pranks are probably one of the worst things to deal with (the boat prank may seem harmless but god is it a pain to clean up) and sure, the hermits do retaliate sometimes. But it also usually feels like he gets away scot-free most of the time.

Watcher!Grian and Angel of Death!Philza being gossip buddies

Started because Grian had to keep going to the void to retrieve Scar’s soul because the man dies every other second of every day and Philza had to keep going back to explain/come up with an excuse as to why Technoblade is still somehow alive

Or alternatively:

Meanwhile Grian: