I like milk

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

if a vampire sucked my blood i would be soooo embarrassed at not being a refreshing drink. like sorry about the microplatics queen

The thing that always throws me about Internet history is that YouTube was bought out by Google only eighteen months after it launched, and Google began implementing ads and content filtering less than a year after the acquisition. The initial free-for-all phase of YouTube's existence always feels like it was a lot longer than that – and, like, I was 22 when YouTube first came online, so I don't even have the excuse of the distorted chronology of childhood to account for it!

Based on the notes it's pretty clear that when a lot of folks picture early YouTube they're basically just imagining modern YouTube minus the ads. I guess the "full episodes of fansubbed hentai downsampled to 360p and posted in 2–5 minute chunks" era is something you had to experience first hand to really appreciate it!

VIOLENCE!!!!

the universe knew I'd be too powerful if I had the capacity to carry on conversations

jerking that thang with vile intent

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

There’s something very yuri about this.

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven