~La novia de Sangwoo~

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

god, your worst warrior needs money

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Oh my god at that stage it is more or less exactly that. XD "Oh, dad! I like being held by dad. Dad hold. [beat] Oh, dad! I like being held by - "

Why does mxtx keep writing omega coded men and then announcing that they’re the top?? Not that I mind them being top?? But?? Binghe and Hua Cheng are so obviously bottom enthusiast, and Lan Wangji carnally desires being railed by Yilling Laozu, but these poor men are cursed to lives of top-hood.