Oh no you didn't!

Where were you when tumblr staff started actively begging tumblr users to stop posting and log off?

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

netflix named……… light yagami…….. light turner……. what will ryuk be…….. my shinigami friend who likes apples…………….ryan

‘howdy y'all I’m roy the shinigami’

Hi, i’m Light Turner, and this is my Fairy Death God Parent

whoever need loud hit up my inbox

the plant has a question

he’s trying to confess to her…. but shes shy!!!

the drama

This is between them TBH please respect their space

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

sexting is out, texting back and forth about your feelings about each other is in

i feel like twitter is the only social media experience that is objectively worse on desktop compared to the app

did u know that you can be both the chubby friend AND the pretty friend bc weight has no bearing on beauty 🐝🐝🐝