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Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??
Yeah sure

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We all love the idea that the disciples of An Din Peak know about and have accepted that their shizun is colluding with demons. The idea that they have all assumed that Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are in a committed relationship and have universally decided to look the other way whenever faced with evidence of Mobei Jun's presence, while Shang Qinghua is still utterly oblivious to Mobei Jun's shameless courtship attempts is also gold. (I mean, just imagine the hushed conversations those disciples must have had when Liu Mingyan and the Qing Jing Peak disciples started spinning stories about Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe's theoretical relationship when they were all convinced they were sitting on the details of an actual forbidden romance.)
But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.
Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.
Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.
I dunno, I just think there's something so funny in that.
Shen Yuan transmigrates to the Beast Peak as a baby dragon and at every sneaks over to Qing Jing Peak to look after Luo Binghe. At some point, he cultivates his human form, and all his memories return.
oh, that's really cute, I love the idea of him not having his memories and still laser focusing on his beloved protagonist! I have been considering doing a fic series where shen yuan is the first disciple of each peak, so that might be a fun one, give the newly human dragon a job lmao
i am sick as a dog but i managed to finish the outline for the rest of my fic... the new and improved buddy system will likely be around 35 chapters with the possibility of a sequel!
Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?
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he is beinge summoned. remain calmb
cousin bartók is arrivinge imminently !
cousin bartók have arrived bearinge mighty furs & soothinge gift of moss. bad days are now vanquished permanentlé

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the sinus headaches I've had for two days vs my desire to write the goofy "sooo how exactly are we consummating this marriage" scenes in my fanfic......
i have a doctor's appointment this afternoon to figure out if it's a new fun allergy symptom or something else but i do not want to be ill. i want to write luo binghe and shen yuan arguing about who will be bottoming
the sinus headaches I've had for two days vs my desire to write the goofy "sooo how exactly are we consummating this marriage" scenes in my fanfic......
Happy Hanguang-June

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all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
POV you're shen yuan
I made Shen Yuan and Binghe in Paralives and they don't seem to be enjoying this development
Why do characters in stories where there's some time travel or interdimensional situation always go like "that's not funny" when the traveler character is like "where's dad/mom/friend/etc?" and it turns out that the person in question has died in this timeline/universe?
If someone I cared about was acting disoriented and strange, not recognizing stuff, obviously having troubles placing where they are and/or what the date is, and then asked for someone we both loved who died like a year ago or ten years or whatever, my first reaction would not be "they are playing an incredibly crass and tasteless joke of some sort on me"? My first reaction would probably be, oh shit that's a major sign of dementia and some other serious conditions.
Some dragon Bingqiu sillies I illustrated for the Parallel Worlds zine! They are in loovveee 💚❤️

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Could we see more of how Shen Yuan and Mobei Jun met?
oh, in guardrails? I'm actually thinking about writing a "backstory" fic for that series to cover things like Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua realizing they're transmigrators and Shen Yuan noticing Mobei-Jun is trying to court Shang Qinghua!
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thank you!! :D I've been blown away by all the nice things people have been saying about it, I really appreciate it <3